Good Omens One shots.

(9) Head Cannons!!

{vaguely categorized headcannons!
Tbh this is basically something I chose to do to releve stress. Partially because...
*drum roll*
The next part is gonna be an extra long special! It's not done yet. But I'm estimating around 2000 words. Which ik ik isn't crazy long. But it is the longest one in the book so far. So I hope it'll be worth it!
With that said, please enjoy a bunch of random head cannons I either came up with on my own or have discovered from the fandom}

Aziraphale absolutely adores Crowley's eyes. He understands why he hides them while out and about, but he Often makes little excuses to make Crowley take them off when they're alone.
Crowley after first is really embarrassed about it. But even when he warms up to it, he pretends to be difficult just because he loves Aziraphale's smile every time he "convinces" her to take them off.

Crowley uses taking off his glasses to fluster Aziraphale every time he had the chance.

After getting together they dance together much more often. Alone together in the book shop.
They take turn picking the music!

They love going on long drives together.

Crowley gets really good at painting his nails when he's bored.
Aziraphale one day asks for her to paint his nails.
They're awkward and blushing the whole time while they practically hold hands.

Crowley loves listening to Aziraphale read.

Aziraphale loves to hear Crowley sing. (Which is really rare)

Crowley knows how to play the guitar.

Aziraphale once knew how to play piano but is really out of practice.

As a gift Aziraphale gives Crowley a lil cactus.
It's the only plant Crowley doesn't yell at.

Aziraphale loves playing with Crowley's hair no matter the length.
However he loves when Crowley lets him braid his hair. 

Crowley: gender? I barely know her.

Aziraphale: gender? Never heard of her

Also-

Crowley: I'll take all the gender thank you

Aziraphale: none of that Thank you. I rather have some tea.

Basically: Crowley is all the gender while Aziraphale is just a hint of gender ever now and again.

✨STAR GAZING!✨
They go to different places just to see the sky from different angels.

While Aziraphale doesn't have a pet of his own. When ever a stray animal (cat, dog, ect)  shows up at the book store he takes care of it the best he can until he finds it a good home. 

While they aren't crazy about PDA
They are completely inseparable and holds hands often. 
When sitting at their bench Aziraphale often leans on Crowley while Crowley drapes his arm around him.

While Crowley doesn't admit it as much. They both of major sweet tooth's.
One thing that always agree on his hot coco.

Aziraphale memorizes the way Crowley likes each kind of tea they drink.

Sometimes they dress up just for the fun of it.
But they do often make excuses to go places where they can be extra extra dressed up.

They say "I love you" all the time. Especially when they first get together. It's their way of making up for lost time.

Crowley will hug Aziraphale form behind when he's distracted

And when Crowley's distracted Aziraphale will walk up and kiss where ever he can reach.
(Lips, cheek, forehead, neck. You get it)

The only reason Crowley doesn't have piercings is that he's far to indecisive and impatient when it comes to the entire process.

Crowley has a collection of shades (obviously)

Aziraphale also collects things, besides his books, he has quite the collection of book marks
And a few maybe six very fancy pocket watches. A small collection but a collection none the less.

Crowley only started reading because of Aziraphale. He thought it would impress him.

CUDDLING!!
Crowley loves being held. Though it takes him a long time to admit it.

Aziraphale just wants to be near Crowley as much as possible.

Crowley will often lay her head in Aziraphale's lap while he's reading.

They both love the winter cause it means an obvious excuse for cuddling.

Matching stuff. While they do have completely different stiles, they will often find little things that match.
Things like; Rings that are the same design but different colors.

Crowley gives Aziraphale gifts when ever he has the excuse too.

Aziraphale keeps all of them!
Flowers will get dried and pressed.
He once gave Crowley a pendant with a dried rose incased in resin.
It was one of the first flowers Crowley ever gave him.
There were tears involved.

Aziraphale leaves cute little notes in the Bentley for Crowley to find
Crowley keeps all of them.

When they get married. They do get rings cause obviously. But they also get matching little engraved lockets.

(SAD ish stuff)
When Crowley gets depressed he completely forgets to take care of himself.
When he's having an episode the mane sure sign is that his hair won't be washed.
Aziraphale takes it upon himself to remind Crowley how beautiful she is as much as possible during these times. It almost always works.

Aziraphale will sometimes fear he's annoying Crowley with his ramblings. He gets incredibly insecure if he feels like he's being too much, or something of that nature.
Crowley gets in the habit of taking his glasses of when Aziraphale is ranting, so that he can tell that she is paying attention to every word.

Crowley often suffers from night terrors
Aziraphale becomes an expert in calming him down when they move in together.

(SMUTTY STUFF)

They are switches through and through. 

Incredibly soft with each other all the time.
Except when one of them is being a tease which could be either of them at any given moment.

Wether it's sexual or not
Crowley loves kisses- adores them.
Aziraphale uses this to his advantage.

Aziraphale is far more knowledgeable on the subject then he ever lets on.

Crowley knows a lot and will show off about it any chance he gets.

They made a vow not to do it while drunk for quite a while. It meant too much to them for that.
Of course the moment it was broken they stopped caring about it.

Their first time was nearly in the Bentley.
But the minute they realized what they were doing they started laughing so hard they ended up not doing it.

((ik a lot of people view them as ace. Plz don't at me. This is just what I think of if they happened to have more sexual stuff))