South Park Oneshots

(Style) ❤️Whiskey Talking 💜

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There is slight smut but it isn't full on sex
Stan: 17
Kyle: 17
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Kyle POV:
I was sitting on my couch in my house watching TV and scrolling through social media on my phone

*knock knock*

Confused, I check the time on my phone

It's 9:00pm! What the hell?

Reluctantly, I get up and go open the door to see Stan with a bottle of whiskey in hand, and tears dwelling in his eyes

Oh fuck me, I can't do this tonight

"Kyyyle *hiccup*"

"Did Wendy break up with you again?"

"Yeah, SHE'S A- *hiccup* A BITCH"

I grab his hand and drag him up to my room

"WoOOoOah take me on a date first Kyle"

I roll my eyes and close the door

"Here"

I throw a few blankets at him

"Lay on the floor and go to sleep dude"

I go sit on my bed then I feel Stan climb up with me

"Dude. Go to sleep"

"I am. Right here"

I blush

I know he's straight and he's on and off with his girlfriend, but I do really like him.

He just stares at me for a while

"Kyle. It might be the whiskey talking but your really cute"

"Stan, your drunk."

"Well not completely, I ran out of booze a few hours ago, I'm just still buzzed a little"

"So then go to sleep. On the floor"

"You don't want me to sleep with you?"

That question made me freeze

"I uh... I mean. It would be okay with me"

He smirks

"You really are cute"

"Yeah sure"

"No seriously, that's sober me talking"

"Stan?"

"Dude I'm not that upset about Wendy leaving. I don't know what I'm feeling right now, but I feel like I need to.. "

"Wha-!!"

He presses his lips against mine. They taste like alcohol, unsurprisingly.
I liked it though, I didn't want it to end

Sadly, he pulled away and smirked at me

Smut-ish warning
Embarrassed, I looked down and my eyes widen when I saw his massive boner

"S-Stan?"

"I get easily turned on when I've been drinking"

Biting my lip, I decide on what to do

"Want me to help you with that?"

"Please do"

I get down on the floor, sitting on my knees in front of him

"Your hair is so pretty"

I feel his hands running through my hair

"Really?"

"Yeah. I like it"

"Whatever"

I start undoing his jeans, when I see his erection, I hesitate

Holy fuck

"Y'know Kyle, you don't have to. Your the one who offered"

I look at him then lick a stripe up his cock

"Oh shit Ky"

I slowly take the tip in my mouth and move my head up and down

He grips onto my hair groaning as I take in more and more of his length

I moan against him

"Fuck! Mmn"

I move my head faster until I eventually hear

"Oh fuck I'm gonna cum Kyle!"

I look up at him directly in his eyes as I swallow his load

I get back up and kiss him
End of smutty smut
We lay down together wrapped up in each other's arms

"Dude it's fucking hot in here"

Stan slides his shirt off

"Stan!"

"Your complaining my shirt is off, but you have no problem sucking my dick?"

"Asshole"

He chuckles and kisses my head

I know he won't remember this in the morning, that'll hurt but it's probably for the best
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I was in the kitchen after I woke up when I felt arms around my waist from behind, I knew it was Stan

Then he kissed my neck

"Stan!!"

"Me kissing your neck isn't that bad. You had my dick in your mouth"

"You remember that?"

"Yeah"

"So... Are we dating?"

"I would love to be yours"

He spins me around to face him then kisses my lips

All of a sudden, his phone starts ringing
He looks than sighs, declining the call

"Wendy."

"Dude, really?"

"At least I didn't answer it. I have you now, I don't need anyone else. I love you"

"I love you too"

Wendy calls him again though
This time he answers it

"Stan I'm sorry"

"I'm making out with my boyfriend, fuck off!"

"WHAT?"

And he hangs up

"Oh my god Stan"

"What? It's true. "

He pulls me into a kiss, this time it's not just alcohol I taste which makes it even better than the ones last night

"I love you"

"You said that 5 seconds ago dummy"

"I just want you to know that I love you"

"Well I love you too dumbass"
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