THE TALES FROM COPPER 9! Volume 1 (Murder Drones)

Security Breached - Chapter 009

In the murder drone spire,

V: "Yo! We got a worker out there that I kinda wanna practice balloon animal shapes with. What happened here?"

J: "Synergistic Liability here must have tripped and knocked himself offline."

SLAP!

J: "Moron bot, hello?"

//Error: rebooting; Ocular_Recognition_Systems//beginning_memory_playback//
"You really think the company isn't going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead?" Rewinding,

"Bite me!"

//Memory_playback_complete// YOU'RE DEAD [IDIOT] //

N: "Oh......"

N: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH..... Ye, er, uh, I left an extremely dangerous weapon, err, excuse outside!"

Back with Uzi and Rick

"Shit, shit, shit! Is it just me or is it taking longer for us to run to the bunker than it did for us to walk?!"

Osiris: "Sir, murder drone detected on your six."

I turn and see N, posed and ready to stalk us down, a sight that sets a complete opposite tone than that of N beforehand. He swapped his hand out for paper thin bladed claws, and opened his maw menacingly, drooling at the sight of us. Seeing him prepared to kill us mercilessly put an extra speedy spring in my step, I then picked up Uzi and began to sprint at full speed.

"UZI, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BUNKER!?"

Uzi: "There! Just a few more meters!"

We reach the door and open it , running inside to be greeted by the security guards.
?: "Uzi! You're back! What's wrong, who the heck is this?"

Uzi: "Bite me! Close you stupid door, close!!!"

The door slowly shuts but, too little too late. N, slid his claws through the barely remaining gap, and pulled it open slowly.
?: "Oh, shit."

"Fuck."

Uzi: "Crap."

N: "Hey fellas! Ooh, deal me in I love Rummy! Wait, no, I'm gonna murder everyone, rain check!"

N whips his tail through the door and impales the master door key, and the terminal along with it, causing the doors to enter low power mode and open simultaneously.

"Oh gods, what have we done, Uzi?"

Me, Uzi, and three of the four guards run away, with the first still waiting at the table.

?: "Actually, it's Gin Rummy, so.."
The drone was then swiftly pinned to the wall by N's tail, before being decapitated by him. What followed soon after could only be described as a massacre, N launched a flurry of bullets, blades, and bombs, completely destroying all the guards one-by-one.

"UZI, WEAPON, TIMER, NOW!!"

Uzi: "It's still not charged, just a few seconds more!"