Irony at it's fucking finest

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Okay. *sighs intently* so my mom has lost our house keys and it's raining outside. It's about to fucking storm and we're locked outside in our car because we have no fucking clue as to where they are. I'm tired as fucking balls and I just need to sleep in this ever fucking douche car just because I'm PISSED. And I'm sorry if I'm being a douche, BUT WHEN I'M TIRED AND ANNOYED I GET A LITTLE PISSY, OKAY?! FUCKING DOUCHE MUFFIN!

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