So I'm going to constantly update you little shits about what the fuck is going on right now. So I'm trying to sleep on my front porch because we still can't find the fucking keys while mom tries *cough*drunkenly*cough* to find the keys that are OBVIOUSLY NOT IN THE CAR. I have no fucking clue as to where they are and all mom keeps repeating is that I supposedly lost them. Now she told me to fuck of and is going to break a window just to get in our house.
Our misadventures are thus concluded by a concrete slab to our hallway window and my mom climbing through the aforementioned window. Thank you, and a miserable fucking morning.
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HumorWell hello! I'm just a teenage reject with four select real life friends and some weird tastes, but if you're into that stuff then read this book! It details my life as it continues on from the age of 14 3/4 to 18!
