Mi Novia

Season 5 episode 2

Maritza PoV

"No Maritza! You better not fuck Riley here in front of us maritza! I better not hear you and Riley fucking maritza! Any of this ringing a bell Flaca?" I ask her whilst we sit out in the garden sun. "Yes ok fine! I shouldn't have had sex with Nicky after getting at you and Riley. I'm sorry ok, but Nicky she just ..." "ok yes tell me I need details" I say cutting her off. Flaca and I are currently sunbathing in the garden whilst Nicky and Riley are .... Actually where are they? "Honestly, I can't even describe what she does with her tongue Maritza!" She says breaking me out of my thoughts of where those two are. "Riley once spelt her name out with her tongue! It took me a minute to realise what she was up to but honestly it was the best orgasm ever" I say smiling smugly thinking of the amazing sex Riley and I have. "If I had known what sex was like with a woman I never would have dated Ian. Boy didn't know it's meant to be mutually enjoyable" Flaca tells me whilst she rolls her vest up showing her stomach. I then mimic Flaca so I can tan my stomach too "when Riley and I first had sex I nearly passed out from how unexpectedly good it was. It's like ... you know when you get ice cream and it's nice ice cream... then you get a different ice cream and it's sooooo much better than the ice cream you used to love and now you can't go back to the first ice cream? Yeah that's what it's like" I say whilst Flaca nods at me impressed with my comparison. "Your so right! Wait where are they?" "I was thinking the exact same thing".

Riley's PoV

Nicky and I are making lunch for our lovely ladies ... lunch being ramen from our commissary. "Right fuck, marry, kill .... Hermione, Luna love good, Ginny?" Nicky asks me. "Marry Hermione, fuck Luna because that shit would be hilarious and kill Ginny because .... She's a Weasley" I say to her whilst I boil the water. "You have so much hate for the Weasley's" Nicky says whilst laughing. "It's not hate ... Ginny gets the hate from association to Ron and Ron gets the hate for stealing my wife Hermione..." I say shrugging my shoulders "... ok maybe it's hate". Nicky laughs and asks "ok ok fuck, marry, kill... Alex, piper and boo" she says with an evil smile at the end. "Nope nobody in litchfield ... I quite like my dick attached to me" "ok ok ok marvel ladies ... Elizabeth Olsen... Florence Pugh ... Hailee steinfeld?". I look at her shocked finishing up the ramen "you can't possibly make me choose between them three" I reply unbeknown to the two that have just arrived "choosing between three what?" Maritza asks me. "Three types of ramen my love. Nicky asked me to choose between three types of ramen" I say quickly scared that Maritza heard us. "So you'd fuck marry kill different types of ramen Riley?" Flaca asks me with a knowing smirk. "Yes Flaca, what else would I be talking about?" I say whilst wrapping my arms around Maritza pulling her back into my front. "Ok Maritza fuck marry kill... Tom Hardy, Pedro Pascal... Chris Evans?" Nicky asks Maritza whilst smirking at me. "My Maritza would never..." "kill Chris, fuck Tom and marry Pedro because absolute daddy" em excuse me. I look at Maritza shocked placing a hand on my heart whilst those three laugh. "Sorry baby but don't worry your my papi" she says whilst pecking my lips and patting my chest.

"What do you thinks going on out there?" Maritza asks me whilst we all lie in our fort. "I'll check my phone and see if anyone's messaged" I reply whilst I grab the phone. "So there's a message from chapman, they have gathered the officers, stripped them down to their underwear and Spanish Harlem are in charge.... Oh and humps is alive but in medical ...do we still have medical?" I ask looking t Nicky who shrugs. "Humps is alive?" Maritza asks me so I nod. "I want to go to him... I know you said it wasn't safe Riley but ..." "go ...Nicky and I will hold down the fort here... you go with Flaca" I say to her. She stands quickly grabbing Flaca's hand and kisses me bye. "I'm surprised your ok with this" Nicky says, I take a moment and reply "honestly I'm more worried about me and you in this prison right now. Their people are in charge. Daya wouldn't hurt them".

Maritza PoV

"Ok I absolutely did not need to see Officer Dixons flat ass! This is chaos" I say whilst we head towards medical. "It was like looking at two squashed burger buns" Flaca says making me laugh. When we get to medical Daya is standing there with her hand in her pocket holding the gun. She says nothing as we go into the room seeing Officer humps on a bed with a droopy face. "What happened to him?" I ask the Indian doctor guy. "He's suffered a stroke" he says scared as Daya holds the gun at him. "We are taking him" Daya says as she motions Flaca and I to help her. Once we get Officer humps to the church with all the other officers who are all in their underwear, Taystee then takes a photo of them all together on the stage.