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Scene: Parc des Princes

Kim: Hmm. I choose-Max!

Max walks next to Kim, along with Markov, and holds a yellow jersey.

Kim: Markov, who's gonna give me 100% chance of winning?

Markov: Processing.

Markov prints out a slip of paper with his answer, to which Kim then takes and reads it.

Marinette: Alya!

Alya rushes over to Marinette's side.

Kim: Oh no, Alya was Markov's pick.

Marinette: Hey, using Markov is cheating!

Kim: Well we're gonna need the best players if we're gonna win right?

Chloé: Since we obviously know who's gonna win, there's no point in playing. I'm going home.

Miss Bustier: Nobody's going home and nobody's going to cheat. I specifically asked Mr. Didier to join us to teach you how to play together and develop some team spirit.

Didier Roustan: Yes, in soccer. What's important is not winning or losing, but enjoying yourselves by playing together. Together means not only with your teammates, but with everyone on the field.

Kim: And I really like playing with my opponents. Especially when we're crushing them.

Didier Roustan: Can you all think of ways to make teams more fair?

Alix: We can try girls against boys!

Sabrina, Mylène, Rose, and Juleka pose behind Alix.

Kim: No way we'd lose again!

Rose: I know! By alphabetical order of the names of our teddy bears.

Alya: Rose, you're the only one who still has a teddy bear.

Nino: You and Chloé.

Chloé: Of course I have a teddy...Uhhh I mean ridiculous, utterly ridiculous.

Marinette: Why don't we draw for it?

Rose: Oh yeah, that's a great idea! (The rest of the class (minus Chloé) cheer)

Miss Bustier and Didier Roustan nod at each other.

Scene: Zane and Kagami walk down the street.

Kagami: So you know I'm Ryuko?

Zane: Ehhh it's kinda obvious.

Kagami: Darn it why don't the masks cover our entire face.

Zane: For that you gotta ask the guardian.

Just then Zaria and Zeke run over.

Zeke: ZANE WERE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!

Zane: I THOUGHT WE WERE OFF TODAY!!!!!!

Zaria: NO THEY JUST SENT US THE EMAIL!!!!

Zane: AWW FUCK SHIT!!!! Uhh baby I gotta go.

Kagami: Yeah I know.

Zane and Kagami kiss and then he runs off with his siblings.

Scene: Outside Parc des Princes

Nathaniel: (Marc dragging Nathaniel into the arena) I don't see what's so great about running around chasing a ball and what if I hurt my hand. I wouldn't be able to draw comics anymore.

Grow some balls...

Throw some balls...

Suck some balls wait...

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