Naruto; Emperor

I Just Want to Come Clean!

Naruto sighed. It seemed that using the [Tyrant's Law] had caused Shikamaru and Sakura to not allow Hinata to be alone with him. And it also seemed that they have informed Ino about the matter. They even brought it Kiba and Shino into the fold. So now he could not even have a moment alone with Hinata! Damn it all!

Shihouin Yoruichi continued to laugh at his misery every time he opened Hinata's door to see one of them in there with her. Worse when they looked at him suspiciously. It was a great contra to Hinata's delighted smile to his visits. And since Shino and Shikamaru made it to the Final, it leave Kiba, Ino, and Sakura to keep an eye on him around Hinata.

What were they expecting him to do? Ask Hinata to do a strip show for him with his [Tyrant's Law]? He's a constitutional monarch, not a tyrant!

Because of this, he can't come clean with Hinata. This caused his mood to plummet and because his mood plummet, the whole sky above Konoha became cast over, setting a gloomy mood all over the otherwise usually sunny village. He grumbled as he made his way around Konoha, trying to find something to calm him down. Even the reports in his room courtesy of the gathering Oniwaban could not distract him from his misery.

He just want to come clean with Hinata, dattebayo!! Is that so hard??!!!

Thunder clapped over Konoha and the people looked up in worry. Naruto rolled his eyes and cursed, "Fuck this shit! I can't even get mad without the weather going crazy, dattebayo!"

He doesn't understand why anyone wanted the power of the Gods. It's just a pile of hot shit to Naruto. He can't really do anything without trampling on other people's right to live. He huffed as he walked down the street and stopped to stare at two familiar perverts doing their usual stupid habit; Hirako Shinji and Jiraiya. Brow twitching, he snapped his fingers and lightning crashed right behind them. Their screams might as well be choirs from Shangri-La to his ears.

He then smirked as the Kunoichi inside finally noticed the two with the special spying jutsu fallen. Before long, he watched while snacking on a candy bar he knew Orihime liked sneaking into his clothes as the two men get trashed to an inch of their pathetic lives. Moments like this made him want to embrace his tyrannical side. He then clapped his hands after the furious women left the two gasping for air through their bruised faces and bashed noses, catching their attention.

Shinji rolled over to kneel but kept falling back down. Jiraiya groaned along the line of 'should have known' or something. Naruto didn't care.

The boy blew a bubblegum at the two idiots, "Serve you two pervs right,"

The bubblegum popped as they groaned at his comment.

Hiei landed beside him, "Your order, Naruto-sama?"

Naruto waved, "Leave them," Hiei promptly disappeared, cold hearted little shit that he is. Naruto stared them down, "You know, you keep tempting my to use [Tyrant's Law] on you two with your stupid shenanigans. Leave the ladies alone, 'ttebayo,"

Jiraiya groaned, "Brat! You don't understand because you're still a kid! Once you have seen paradise, you would never want to leave it,"

Naruto deadpanned, "If by paradise you mean violating a woman's privacy, I don't want it, dattebayo,"

Jiraiya cry, "Oh! The horror! If the representation of us men do not care for women!"

Naruto rolled his eyes, "Stop that, you baka Ero-Sennin. What does hell does that even supposed to mean?" He looked at Shinji, "And you know you're not supposed to be here?"

Shinji grinned up at him, "Sometimes...heaven calls..."

Naruto stared at him in utter disappointment, "Oh?" He then went over and lightly kicked the blond man, "Stop that. I know they can't hurt you two all that badly,"