A story to tell | ross geller x reader

Chapter 11-the one where y/n finds the list

I woke up this morning in such a happy mood,you know I just kissed the man I'm in love with and I could be happier! However he's still with Julie and as much as I find her annoying I couldn't do that to her you know I'm not really that type of person.

"Print print print" chandler kept chanting to the printer as I walked into Joey and chandlers apartment.

"What you printing?" I ask out of curiosity
"Oh nothing just a little story I wrote."
"Can I see it?"
"NO,I mean no you can't sorry."
"Why not?"
"I just don't want people reading it"
"Okay" and then once it comes out of the printer chandler grabs it and I yanked it from his hands really fast.
"NO Y/N GIVE IT BACK"
Eventually Joey and Ross arrived and they saw the paper in my hands,the look on Ross' face was horrific.

"Ok, just, just remember how crazy I am about you, ok?
"Kind of ditzy? Too into her looks? Spoiled?"
" Now that's a little spoiled. He was supposed to type "little", the idiot."
"Just a newbie actress?"
"No, that, that was, I mean, as opposed to uh, the uh, ok. Is this over yet y/n?"
"Oh! I do not have chubby ankles!"
I actually couldn't believe what I was reading.
Did they seriously make a pros and cons list over who's better for Ross ? I couldn't believe them,all of them. I couldn't be in the same room as them,what the hell did they think they were doing.
I threw the paper on the floor and walked out,I needed some air.
I swear it's the worst feeling having people write down different things about you and why they aren't good things.

Ross followed me out of the apartment onto the hallway.
"No wait look at Julie's side"
"She not y/nem? What the hell is a y/nem? Is that some stupid palaeontology word that I don't know because I'm just a newbie actress?" I asked as I walked away.
"No,no wait y/n! She not y/n she is not a y / n"

My diary! My diary, that's brilliant. I should have told her it was my diary, she never would have made me read her my diary.

"I... I cannot believe Ross even made this list."
Phoebe said
"What a dinkus." Rachel added

LHey, cut him some slack. It was Chandler's idea."

"What?" They all said

"Oh good, I was hoping that would come up." Chandler said in a sarcastic tone.

"This was your idea?" Monica asked

"What were you thinking?" Phoebe interjected

"All right, let's get some perspective here, ok? These things, they happen for a reason."

"Yeah. You!"
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I was just sat in Monica and Rachel's apartment watching tv whilst eating some snacks until I heard a knock at the window and of course. It was Ross,he had climbed up the fire escape.
"Y/n please open up so we can talk."
"Nope sorry no can do"
"Okay Atleast hear me out it's your pros list. Ok, ok, number one: The way you cry at game shows. Number two: how much you love your friends. Number three: the way you play with your hair when you're nervous. Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. Number five: how great you are with Ben."

I got up and closed the blinds and walked into Rachel's room.

The rest of the group walked into the apartment whilst Ross was still reading the list.

"Number six:the way you smell"
Joey opened the window for him and let him inside the apartment as it was raining and he was getting soaked.

"What are you doing out there?"

"I am, uh, I am..."

"Oh, you must be freezing. You know what you need? How about a nice steaming cup of hot Mockolate?" Monica said

" Y/come on, open up come on, come on, y/n You got to give me another chance.

I opened the door

"No." I told him

"No?"

"That's what I said."

"Look, maybe we should go?" Chandler told us

"No, you guys, you really don't have to go, we're done talking."

"Y/n come on, look, I know how you must feel."

"No, you don't, Ross. Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. Now, how would you feel if the one person that you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you."

"No, but, but I wanna be with you in spite of all those things"

"Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross."
"I said don't go!" I told them as they tried leaving

"You know what? You know what? If, things were the other way around, there's nothing you could put on a list that would ever make me not want to be with you."

"Well, then, I guess that's the difference between us. See, I'd never make a list"
And then I shut the door on him.