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"Who the fuck is Thing two?"
"Well, good morning to you too Potter." Lily greeted coldly.
"Where's Miller?"
"Oh, Ellie is... elsewhere." Lily lied. She knew exactly where Eleanor Miller is.
"Oh, anyway. Who the flipping fuck is this fucking thing one thing two shit? You kissed someone?"
"Oh hey, Lils." Eleanor was here.
"Thank God you're here."
James and Eleanor looked at the girl as if she was a different species as Lily explained- "God is- I'll tell you later. Anyway, let's go."
"Thing one or two?"
"Who the fuck are they?" James yelled at the two girls as they left.
...
Eleanor wasn't in Muggle Studies, her favourite subject. This worried James more than he'd like to admit. He had only seen her once today and that was over 3 hours ago. Lily was there, chewing on the end of her pencil casually, staring at Mary.
Wait, what?
The end of the lesson came swiftly now that James had something to think about; Lily and Mary?
He met up with the rest of the Marauders, thinking deeply.
"Right, bitches. We've got a problem." James said the second he walked into the Common Room and flopped his head on Sirius' lap.
"Girl problems?" Sirius asked James.
"Code ginger."
"Wait what?! Thought you liked Miller." Sirius was visibly shocked."
"What? No, ew." James denied, although his stomach was saying otherwise...
...
Eleanor was sneaking into the kitchens, tickling the pear and walking through, where she was created by a hoard of house elves greeting her.
"Good evening Miss M- oh! I mean El."
"Good evening. You dont mind if i bake something in here, right?"
"We don't mind."
"Okay then."
Meanwhile, in the Boys' Common Room...
"Why the flipping fuck is Eleanor in the kitchens?"
"Prongs, why do you care? Do you like her or som-"
"No! Ew!"
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The Man- James Potter. ²
Fanfiction"I'm so sick of running as fast as I can. Wondering if I'd get there quicker if I was a man" An object. That was all Eleanor Miller was most of her life. That's all there was for an only child Pureblood family. She felt worthless and useless; only w...
