43. Massacre of the Sex Empire

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3RD PERSON POV

Y/N: Damn.....the alternate version of your enemies are similar yet they fucking hate the idea of the sex enpire so much they're joining in.

Toilets: SKIBIDI SKIBIDI

Everyone enthusiastically nod their heads including the toilets, everyone totaling in the tens of thousands and more as they look at a map.

Everyone enthusiastically nod their heads including the toilets, everyone totaling in the tens of thousands and more as they look at a map

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Y/N: The only mission we have.....obliterate all the Black Dogs, liberate all the cities and provide them aid. Teleport there if you want cause their weapons and magic can't harm us at all.

 Teleport there if you want cause their weapons and magic can't harm us at all

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Assault Warp Toilet: SKIBIDI SKIBIDI

They all agreed, everyone out for blood as they prepare their weapons-

Eri: Big brother I made a cookie for you.

Y/N's face softens as Eri hands him a rather delicious looking cookie. He eats it while one of the toilets shimmies over and pats her head with a metallic arm before they all look at him.

Eri: GO KICK THEIR ASS!

Y/N: *PPPFFFFTTTT*

Girls: ERI NO! YOUR INNOCENCE!

Saiko whistles and walks away, not wanting to be blamed for cursing in front of Eri while some of his girlfriends were also out for blood.



G-Man: SKIBIDI SKIBIDI?

TV-Titan:
.ETUC S'EHS .RETSIS DETPODA SIH SI TAHT :3

Later

???: Man! That was neat! Those women sure are tight!

All the men in the tavern joyously laugh, not noticing the toilets approaching.

???2: How about we take a shot at the princesses' knights since the princesses are gone somehow? We can surely-

*BOOM*

The two men were splattered on the walls, some kind of being zooming around and flying through people, killing them immediately.

Nun: D-DON'T HURT US!

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