𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗩𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘 | 𝘦. 𝘫𝘢𝘦𝘨𝘦𝘳

003 | surprises.

RETROUVAILLE.

YOUR HOUSE
7:45 pm .
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"DAMN Y/N HURRY UP." connie demanded. you were currently hanging up the "welcome home" banner that connie decided to buy last minute.

"nigga you're sitting on your ass not doing shit. you shouldn't be telling nobody to hurry up." you snapped back.

"that's because i can't decorate." he crossed his arms.

"you telling me you can't put up a banner? one single banner." you questioned with an attitude.

"nope." connie responded bluntly.

"connie please go before i get mad." you deeply sighed.

"alright fo'head." he sucked his teeth.

finally you were alone. connie had been bothering you all day. most of the time it wasn't even about the party. he would just annoy you for no reason at all.

he would do something like: pretending to dunk on you, dragging your looks, or asking the dumbest questions ever.

for once you had some peace and quiet...so you thought.

"y/n what the fuck is turmeric soap? i thought turmeric was a spice or some." connie barged in.

"connie its literally in the name. TURMERIC. SOAP." you answered. no way he was asking these dumb ass questions again.

"okay but why do yall use it?.." he asked, he was genuinely confused.

"to wash..our ass?" you responded. you gave him a 'nigga what' look.

"just use soap the fuck yall need tumeric for." he sucked his teeth again.

"it's brightening connie. it evens out your skin tone." you explained.

"ion know about all that. me and and my 5 in 1 soap going good." he said proudly.

he should not be proud of that.

"that's why you always smell like wet dog. you're using shampoo and hand soap to clean your crack." you looked at him in pure disgust.

connie walked away in pure silence. you thought he would have a come back but..he didn't.

after about 30 minutes of setting out the cups, drinks, and games it was finally time to pick up the food. you slid on your slides and grabbed your keys.

it didn't take you long to make it out of your complex and into your car. you turned on your playlist and made your way to the first stop. the first song that started playing was "piece of my love" by guy.

"you can have a piece of my loveee. it's waiting for youuu." you sang outloud. before you knew it you were in domino's parking lot.

not long after the worker came outside with a stack of pizzas and placed them in your passenger seat. your next stop was wing stop.

when you made it to wing stop you went inside to pick up your food. with all the items combined you had: 3 large pizzas, one order of lemon pepper wings, one order of buffalo wings, one order of plain wings, three two-liter drinks, and your homemade brownies.