Not Another Birthday Boi Story

🎂 Chapter 1

Blix was happy. Today was a special day, the most special of all of the days. Today was his birth-

Wow. Woooow. Wow wow wow wow! Is that Blix in there?

W-what?!

You're going for it again?! What are you doing to this poor character???

Nothing! It was gonna be a cool story with—

A cool story? After what you did to Grax?! Are you kidding me?

Grax was an accide—

Grax was a cautionary tale! Go away! Shoo! This is my story now, goddammit! Okay, what did he leave us with...oh no. Oh wow. Oh holy fuck. How the hell am I gonna salvage this?! Oh my poor poor Blix...