Not Another Birthday Boi Story

🎂 Chapter 1

Blix was happy. Today was a special day, the most special of all of the days. Today was his birthday.

On his birthday, he had learned many things. He had gotten a PhD in spider science. Or was it food?

He had also unlearned many things. His name, his PhD. That's pretty much it. That's all he knew. He had never been confronted to any sort of substantial knowledge. Such is the fate of a fake main character in a parody.

Still, he had remembered everything by now. Thanks to the power of birthday.

- Krrsshsk fshk, the mantis said, grilling a marshmallow.

They didn't understand, but he said "I am happy to be here with you friends". For the first time in his life, Bllx felt accepted.

Thus started the first chapter of his new life.