🎂 Chapter 1

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yeah im back. someone needrd my help. i am seagull hard to type, make effort for new mantus fruend.
after droping ghkkkr off in a safe spot, he resumed his ques tfor identity.
as he walked in the cqve, he-

...were questioning their whole identities.

- Guys, this is bad. Maybe we should go home and ask our parents.
- You're right, B...dearest of the dears. Let us not refer to each other by names anymore!
- That's right! Maybe we can refer to each other based on our skills!
- To be frank, I'm not even sure what I'm good at anymore. Was I the spider lad? The food individual? The music personage?
- We never had a music citizen.
- Who was feeding the horses then?
- That doesn't make sense. We haven't had any horses.
- We haven't?
- We have definitely had horses at some point.
- I swear we haven't.
- Wait, friends, that's not why we came here!
As they kept bickering, the kids finally-

what are you doing here

Wh-Wh-Wh-What?! What am I doing here? What are you doing here! You're...a seagull. Well, I'm glad you've fulfilled your dream, but you don't work here anymore!

i dont, yet i had to cpme back to fix another of your mistakes

- "Khkrsst...?"

Ghkkkr? You found GHKKKR?! OH THANK GOD!
...Okay. What if we just cooperated this time?

alrught lets put tgis one to bed

It was their first time seeing a giant mantis, sworn enemies of the cave goblins. And yet, this one wasn't so giant - it was just about their height, actually. Even weirder, it was timidly waving one of its front legs.

- ...Hello?, Blix waved.
- Khkrsst!

Happy, Ghkkkr waved faster.

for a while, the goblins and the mantis just happily wqved at each other. my beak hurts i will be brief. they become friends, happy. goblins cannot understand mantis, but mantis understand goblin. beak tired fly away, youve got this fren, goodbye

- What's your name?
- Ghkkkr.
- I...uh...I think they don't understand us.
- Fshsk krrr gsshk!
- Uhm...what if we gave them a name?
- Ghkkkr! Ghkkkr shhkrskr, Ghkkkr!
- I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT NAME TO GIVE HIM!

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