🎂 Chapter 1

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by Pauconite

by Pauconite

Hey.

What is it about caves?

Even when he doesn't torture them, his stories are always about goblins in caves.

This is getting really boring. I mean sure, Blix meets some monsters on the way or something. You know? Who cares? What's their goal? Where are they going? They're just kids looking into a cave because?? No reason???

It's too boring. I'm not writing that story any further. Blix and Biix and Bilx and Bliilxilxixbilxblibxilbbxlbilxbilxb can die in the cave if they want to.

I quit.

I'm gonna follow my dream.

This is a new first chapter in my life.

I will be the most flamboyant seagull who ever existed.