Not Another Birthday Boi Story

🎂 Chapter 1

Blix.
Blix is a goblin.
Blix is waiting for his friends.
They want to explore a cave.
His friends are late.
Biix and Bilx.
Yes, Blix and Bilx and Biix are three different people.
No, it's not a typo.
No, they're not related.
They're dicks but they enter the cave anyway.
Thank you. I'm going home now.