Not Another Birthday Boi Story

🎂 Chapter 1

No, Blix was not happy.

- Do you know how long I've been waiting for?!, he complained, massaging his back. This cave had particularly rough walls - in fact, it looked straight up evil. Which is why the kids wanted to explore it.
- Sorry, Blix, we ran into trouble...
- You guys keep doing this to me! Something always comes first!, Blix complained.

Can I be honest? That's not really how Blix operates. He's a happy and friendly little goblin. In this kind of situation, he would find something to play, or just start exploring by himself. But my hands are tied, and it's canon now.

It's character develo-Ouch!

Get out before I throw the next shoe!
So, under the emotion, Blix brings up a valid point, and his friends...criticize him for getting upset?! I hate this!

- So, are we done nagging? Can we go?
- Yeah, come on Blix. We came here for a reason.
Blix sighed and took his first step inside the cave, followed by Biix and...Bilx...

...

I am so tired of fighting.
Let's just roll with it please.

You didn't say it was Blix's birt-

One more word.
Say.
One.
More.
WORD.