(AN: Warning, ending kinda sucks.)
Pyro heaved a sigh of exasperation and giggled quietly. He had gotten stuck in this tree while playing hide and seek with Jsano, Millbee, and Pause.
I guess until Millbee shows up, I'm stuck here, he thought to himself. Millbee was, after all, the seeker, and Pyro wasn't just going to give himself up after the ordeal he had gone through to get up here.
He heard faint shouting in the distance.
"Pyro! You win!" came Jsano's good-natured cry.
"Yeah, come on out," Pause added in his bad-sporty way.
Pyro heard no comment from Millbee. I'm not jumping down there, he thought in terror. The fall was huge. No, I've got a better idea.
When Millbee passed under his tree, searching silently for the remaining player, Pyro called out to him. "Millbee, help me down, mate! I climbed up here and I can't get down."
The guy in the rainbow sheep hoodie stared up incredulously and squinted. "Pyro, you idiot! Just like a goddamn cat!"
His treed friend suppressed a giggle. "Please?" he begged. "Do you want me to die up here?" By now, Pyro had actually grown a bit scared, and he could tell he'd gotten to Millbee when the seeker began to scale the tree, spewing curse words by the dozen.
"Alright, climb on," he said, finally reaching a blushing Pyro. Millbee's reddened cheeks grew a darker shade of pink when he made a saddening revelation.
"Uh, we're stuck."
"WHAT?!" Pyro shrieked.
Millbee scratched his head nervously. "Heheh, yeah, guess we've gotta wait for Pause or Jeff to come along."
"Well shit," Pyro swore. "What fucking makes you think Pause is gonna help us down rather than die laughing?"
"You have a point," Millbee agreed. "Well, at least we still have Jeffers."
After a while, Pause came along.
"Shit. Don't say a word and maybe he won't see us," whispered the former seeker.
However, the Native ended up noticing his bright rainbow hoodie. "Greetings from down below!" he called up in amusement before doubling over with laughter.
"How the fuck did he see us?" Pyro griped.
"I have a sniper's eagle-eye vision. And Millbert's jacket isn't helping." Interrupted by a snort of laughter, he added, "Pyro, why are you on his back anyway?"
Pyro's cheeks brightened. "Uh, he was helping me down."
Examining the situation, Pause said, "Alright, I'm tired of laughing at you idiots. I'll go get Jeff."
Millbee and Pyro sighed in relief. They'd finally be down.
(AN: Alright that was short, but whateva. It was cute. It came from a prompt on Tumblr. Anyway, bye! I think there'll be another of these. Tonight. Allso, in almost every Pyrobee fic I write, Millbee carries Pyro. The Hunger Games one, the cute fluffy almost NSFW one, and then this. Oh well I'm rambling bye.)