BUG BOY BUG BOY BUG BOY
(12/8/23 Update: I'm editing all past chapters to use your Stage Name, Endo Ryo. This is to cause drama ofc)
time is an illusion it feels like it's been forever since I last posted but it hasn't really I don't think hopefully if it has I'm so sorry
AAAAAAAAUGH
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BTW if anything sounds weird just comment it because Grammarly tends to be confidently wrong and after i use it i have to proofread again to make sure it didn't make any dumb changes
_______________________________________________________________________________________You and Shadow made your way to the arcade, looking for knockoff Tarzan. You eventually got there, and, after gawking at the games, saw a door at the back of the room. You enter the door, looking for the tall man. You found him sitting in a beanbag that was too small for him, watching a movie.
why is he so tall wtf
good genes or something
lucky
real"Hey there! I don't think we have met before!" You greet cheerfully. "I'm Endo Ryo! I'm the Ultimate Jester!" You say, bowing. "What's your name?"
"Oh! Hello Endo! Gonta's name is Gonta Gokuhara! Gonta is the Ultimate Entomologist! Gonta is trying to become a gentleman!"
"What are you doing?" You ask, tilting your head.
"Gonta is watching Bug Movie! Gonta wanted to be strong to protect classmates!"
"Oooohh... What movie?"
"Gonta think it said 'Bee Movie!'"
YES YES YES 🙌
YES YES YES 🙌
LET'S GET IT WATCH IT WATCH IT"Can I watch too?" You ask while Shadow flies excitedly around.
"Of course! What about friend?"
"Oh, that's Shadow! He is my pe- ahem. Assistant and friend. He is a crow!" You say as Shadow glares daggers in your direction.
why are you so pissy today?
I AM MORE THAN A PET
I HAVE CALLED YOU A PET BEFORE
SO??! I DO NOT GIVE A FU-
you aren't yourself when you're hungry, have a Snickers
I PREFER REESES YOU BI-You sit down on the couch and watch as Gonta rewinds the movie.
"You don't need to rewind it." You say, trying to be polite for once.
"Gonta is gentleman! It's not very gentlemanly to not rewind the movie!"
"Well, you are very much a gentleman!" You say, smiling.
Are you lying
Not really, it's just better to have a giant buff man on our side
real. he kinda dumb though
he is probably smarter than he looks
he is a sweetheart at least
aww you used a cute word
you wanna be punched hoe?
pfft— i don't give a fuckYou futility attempt to hold in laughter at the first few words of "According to all laws of aviation, a bee-", especially because Shadow wouldn't stop saying it in random accents. You eventually had to bonk Shadow lightly on the head, which earned you a couple of pecks.
You keep giving me wounds
YOU ARE THE ONE YOU HELD ME LIKE A FUCKING SO(U)DA CAN YOU WEINER AND YOU HIT ME 😭
L TAKE SKILL ISSUE EITHER WAY YOU MADE ME BLEED BEFORE
IT WAS WELL DESERVEDYou may have zoned out for a lot of the movie, yes, while arguing with Shadow, but when you looked to your side, you saw Bug Boy's eyes shining at the movie. All you could think of was how this woman in the movie wanted to hook up with a bee, but that's a thought for a 3 a.m. post-breakdown, not right now.
You were kinda bored, yes, but after listening to Gonta rant about bugs, you surprisingly learned a good bit. Not going to school when you were in the circus kinda made anything that wasn't the basics (that were taught to you by the other performers) foreign. You hoped your ignorance wasn't apparent, but thankfully, Gonta was a gentleman, so even if he noticed he wouldn't have pointed it out.
"What is your favorite bug?" You ask.
"Gonta likes all bugs equally, Gonta have no favorite."
"Ah, i see. I like spiders and tarantulas even if they technically aren't bugs. My favorite bug is probably rhino beetles."
"Gonta like spiders too! Even if they no bug. Did you know rhino beetles can grow up to 6 inches?"
"Dang, that's a big beetle." You say, unintentionally bland.
"Gonta also knows that rhino beetles are strong? They can lift up to 850 times their own weight!"
"Wow! Oh, i'm sorry Gonta! I got to go now! I'll see you later, alright?" You say, getting up and heading to the door.
"Bye bye!" Gonta waved to you as you headed out.
I WANNA SEE MOMMY
who?
FUCK- MIU I MEANT MIU
Miu is mommy, but I wanted to see Keebo personally.
They were all chummy with each other, so maybe we can find that together!
Where would we find them?
Miu's research lab!
huh
There are research labs for each of us to practice our talents!!
Oo epic
Follow me, I'll show you where Miu's lab is!Shadow suddenly takes off from your shoulder and flies off ahead, and you run after. Shadow leads you out of the arcade, up the stairs, out the front doors, and down another staircase. Your legs are practically melting off at this point, as you didn't want to fly and risk someone seeing. You finally approached Miu's research lab, and, after a quick breather, headed inside.
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