Kyle Broflovski has had a crush on his classmate since elementary school, which is you. However, he has never had the courage to strike up a conversation or even just greet you. The more he observes you, the stronger his feelings grow for you, and t...
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In a 6th-grade classroom after school, the boys gathered around one table. The table was occupied by Tolkien Black. Surrounding Tolkien were Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Butters Stotch, Clyde Donovan, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Gary Harrison, Jimmy Valmer, and Jason White. The teenagers were chattering among themselves, discussing a common topic.
They were all fixated on Tolkien's iPhone, which was displaying a website with a pinkish hue. The color was so dominant that from a distance, the screen's glow appeared uniformly pink. The header with its dark pink contrast, displayed the name SoulMeter which was concluded with a heart symbol. Scrolling down, the background of the website was also pink but with a paler contrast, allowing the text in the content area to be readable. There were two text boxes where users could input a name and were separated by a heart that was so large it occupied the entire width of the screen and half its height. In the center of the heart, there was also a text in integer type with a percentage symbol at the end.
Kyle saw that the first text box was filled with the full name of Nichole and the second text box had full name of Tolkien. He then looked at Tolkien with a disinterested expression. At that moment, he saw Tolkien looking disappointed with the percentage displayed in the middle of the giant heart.
"Damn it! Only 47 percent? Are you kidding me?" Tolkien exclaimed in disappointment. His hand lightly hit the table. Knowing that Tolkien got a less favorable score, he received teasing laughter from his friends. Except Kyle because he was still lost in the context.
Not wanting to miss out on the fun his friends were having, Kyle decided to ask, "What does that number mean?"
Stan turned to Kyle who was standing behind him. Still half-laughing, Stan explained to his super best friend, "That's the likelihood score of Tolkien and Nichole being soulmates! And it seems like their relationship won't last long because the score is really low."
"Hey! Shut up, Stan!" Tolkien couldn't accept being called that way by Stan. "You want to try your name with Wendy? I'm sure your score will be in the 30s!"
Stan fired back and accepted his challenge. "Alright! Let's try Wendy Testaberger and Stan Marsh!"
"$5 they're only in the 30s," Cartman said as he suddenly placing a bet on Stan and Wendy's relationship. Hearing that, Stan got furious because he felt his love was being belittled. Shouting right in front of Cartman's face, Stan also challenged him by saying, "You're on, Fatboy!" Cartman who was offended by Stan's taunting, was now determined to win.
Tolkien quickly typed Wendy's name in the first text box and Stan's name in the second with agility. It took a few seconds for the website's calculation process to complete. The group of teenagers fell silent and their eyes fixed on Tolkien's phone while the website was doing its job to determine their compatibility. When the page refreshed, Stan swallowed nervously. Tolkien's fingers moved up several times on his phone screen very slowly until the giant heart appeared. When the percentage in the middle became visible, Tolkien was stunned by it. His fingers also stopped moving.
