One-shots for Nightkiller (NightKill Is Centered But There Are Others Mixed)

~《How many kids do you have?》~ (shitpost)

Killer: I can't handle this rn.

Ink: whatchu mean?

Killer: As much as I love my kids, childbirth is a bitch.

Ink: Pfft, you're right about that. I'm guessing that he got you pregnant again?

Killer: Sadly, yes.

Ink: Sucks. I'm glad Glitchy isn't a perv.

Killer: (mumbles) I'd take that back if I were you. . .

Ink: You said smth?

Killer: No, just sobbing over the fact that I'll soon be carrying a child in the size of a watermelon in my ecto stomach.

Ink: Have both of you tried like- you using your male ecto body?

Killer: We did that a few times, but I got used to my female ecto body.

Ink: Oh. Then I'll buy Nightmare some condoms if you'd like?

Killer: Please do.

Ink: Sure!

Merciless: Ma, what are you and uncle squid talking about?

Ink: I told yah to stop calling me that, kid. .

Killer: Nothing, sweetheart. Go and have fun with your siblings.

Merciless: Ok!

Ink: Wait- how many kids do you have?

Killer: Hmm. . . Well, Crescent is the eldest, Luna and Lunar are second, Perish as third, Koa as fourth, Erebus and Ethel as fifth, Odette as sixth, Nyx and Scylla as seventh, and Merciless as last. So, in total, 10.

Ink: You both gotta stop fckin.

Killer: Ik.

Killer how many kids do you have w Error? The only one ik is Gradient.

Ink: Oh, well, uhm- Paperjam is first, Gradient as second, Paint is third, Hadeon is fourth, and Acrilic as last. So, I have five kids.

Killer: I'm surprised you remembered their names.

Ink: ikr.

Dream: Hi Ink, Killer!

Killer: Oh, sup Dream.

Ink: Hi Dream!

Dream: What are you two talking about?

Ink: About how many kids we have w our partners.

Dream: What-

Killer: Yeah. How many kids do u have with Cross, Dream?

Dream: I- Uh- well I have Lux as my eldest, Sorin as my second, and Starcross as my youngest. If I recall perfectly, Killer and Nightmare has 5 children and Ink 4?

Killer: Nah, I got pregnant with 10 now I'm having the 11th.

Dream: Oh my-

Ink: I have 5 kids now, and I'm pretty sure that will be enough.

Dream: Uh-huh. . . (Gaw dayum how did they even managed going through childbirth multiple times. .)

Swap: Hey Dream, Ink, and Killer. What are you three talking about?

Dream: How many offsprings we have w our partner

Swap: what-

Dream: Idk why.

Swap: well- I have Fury and Sprinkle.

Ink: Only two?

Dream: Ink!