I HAVE RETURNED
This is one is just the Ravenna brothers
Now If u excuse I'm gonna sleep for the next 1000 years
Calvus: Prepare to feel really bad about yourself.
Revon: I’ve been prepared for that my entire life.
Calvus:
Revon: Or something mean about you.
Revon, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Calvus: *half asleep* Revon, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.
Revon, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Revon, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Revon: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
Revon: Hey.
Calvus: Hey?
Revon: I can't sleep. :/
Calvus: I can. Goodnight.
Revon: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Revon: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Calvus: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?
Revon: Ominous positivity.
Calvus : *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.
Calvus : Anyways, you said Revon is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
Calvus : Why are you on fire?
Revon: This is just how my day is going.
Calvus : You've got to act tough, Revon! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you!
Revon: Right. Yes. Tough. Got it.
Revon, standing up on their stool and slamming their hands down on the bar: I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK.
Revon: You don't know anything about me!
Calvus : I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!
Revon: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth.
Calvus : Why?
Revon, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.
Calvus : Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.
Revon: Calvus ...
Calvus : I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
Calvus : What's wrong with you?
Revon: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
Calvus : ...My man Revon just killed a goldfish.
Revon: *licking their lips* Yup. Delicious.
