Kalliste: Thank God you were there. Amelia. I knew you wouldn't let your best friend die.
Amelia: I'm still gonna arrest you. I just can't do that if you're dead.
Kalliste: Whatever you gotta tell yourself. Baby steps. It's hard getting them out of their shell.
Amelia: You’re drunk.
Kalliste: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Amelia.
Kalliste: I would do anything for money.
*later*
Kalliste, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!
Kalliste: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.
Amelia: Go the fuck to sleep Kalliste.
Kalliste: Can I borrow five dollars?
Amelia: If you’re only borrowing it, does that mean you’ll pay me back?
Kalliste: Of course.
Kalliste: Not directly, but with my love and affection.
Amelia: So that’s a no.
Kalliste: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Kalliste: That's why I own TEN guns.
Kalliste: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
Kalliste: When was the last time you cried?
Amelia: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??
Kalliste: really? That recent?
Amelia: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue? *starts crying again*
Kalliste: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.
Amelia: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!
Kalliste: …Your point?
Amelia: Help! I’m drowning!
Kalliste: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!
Amelia: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
Kalliste: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.
Kalliste: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.
Kalliste: The time to act is now.
Kalliste: Wink, wink.
Amelia: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.
Kalliste: Oh, sorry.
Kalliste: Wink.
Amelia: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Amelia: I am a responsible adult!
Kalliste: *raises brow*
Amelia: I am an adult.
Kalliste, to Amelia: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—
Amelia, texting Kalliste: Kalliste there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Amelia: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry
Amelia: Kalliste
Amelia: Kalliste
Kalliste: Kalliste is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.
Amelia: I don’t know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business. But here we are, you fucking wizard.
Kalliste, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!
Amelia, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.
Amelia: You know, Kalliste, you are the sun in my life.
Kalliste: Why? Cause I'm smoking hot?
Amelia: Because it hurts my eyes looking at you.
Amelia: I’m Amelia. I’m an accountant.
Kalliste: I’m Kalliste. I have a knife.
