Incorrect quotes with 3 of my ocs enjoy
Stella: *walks into the room*
Sage: They’re covered in blood again. Why is it they’re always covered in blood?
Joshua: Well, it looks like it’s their own blood this time.
Stella: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :)
Sage: I forgot I was doing a test.
Stella: Sage.
Sage: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....
Joshua: Sage.
Sage: Can I get a waffle?
Joshua and Stella: *fighting and yelling at each other*
Sage: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?
Sage: I feel like Stella is looking down on me.
Joshua: That’s because they’re on the counter and you’re short.
Joshua, excitedly: Heeyy!!
Stella: Hey, someone's excited.
Sage, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick.
Joshua: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.
Sage: *Incoherent mumbling*
Joshua: Huh?
Stella: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.
Stella: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Stella: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Joshua: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Sage: So did their neck.
Sage: *Reading a letter*
Joshua: Well, what does it say?
Sage: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Stella killed my pet rock.
Joshua: I’m telling you, my team is competent.
Sage, rushing in: Joshua! Stella tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
Sage, trying to impress Joshua: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.
Stella: They turned it off and back on again.
Joshua: You say “Please” and “Thank you” in front of Stella all the time, and they never repeat it.
Joshua: But you call Sage “Ass-faced motherfucker” ONE TIME…
Sage: When I was a kid, Stella told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
Joshua: They are!
Sage: FOR REAL?
Joshua: No! Why did you fall for it again?
Joshua: Do you feel any better?
Stella: I feel much better now that you here with me.
*Sage walks in*
Stella: I feel half better.
Sage: Joshua has no idea I’m high.
Joshua: You’re high?
Sage: Oh, I’m sorry.
Sage, leaning over to Stella: Joshua has no idea I’m high.
Joshua: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?
Sage: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.
Stella: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.
Sage: I honestly feel like some of our conversations here are almost word-for-word accurate to the generator.
Joshua: Yup.
Stella: Maybe the generator is watching us.
Sage: Wouldn't that imply this conversation will be added?
Sage: ...
Sage: Wait—
Joshua: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Sage way.
Stella: Isn't that the wrong way?
Joshua: Yes, but it's faster.
Sage: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?
Joshua: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!
Sage: Mean.
Sage: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?
Joshua: Please don’t get arrested.
Sage: No promises! <3
Stella: Why not both? Get creative!
Sage: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.
Joshua: Please don’t encourage them, Stella.
