Neviro: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Player: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
Morden: Wasps?
Iris: Terriers?
Neviro: Iris.
Player: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Player: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Iris: Uh... what's up with them?
Neviro: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Player: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Morden, crying: It's working.
Player: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!
Neviro: And here we have a capitalist.
Morden: Did you just-
Iris: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.
Neviro, about a fight between Iris and Morden: It scares me how many knives were involved.
Player: There… weren’t any knives involved though?
Neviro: That’s what scares me.
Iris: Christmas is cancelled.
Morden: You can't cancel a holiday.
Iris: Keep it up, Morden, and you'll lose New Year's too.
Morden: What does that mean?
Iris: Player, take New Year's away from Morden.
Morden: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Player: Weight loss? Drink water.
Iris: Clear skin? Drink water.
Neviro: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
Morden: You just said ‘hole’ too many times.
Neviro: And that’s coming from Morden.
Player: *Points at Morden* That’s concerning.
Iris: YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING NEVIRO! *storms out*
Player: Where the devil is Morden?
Iris: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?
Neviro: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?
Morden: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Iris: Strong.
Player: Weak.
Neviro: An idiot, is what your are.
Neviro: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.
Morden: You could lose a few.
Player: You could be less lazy.
Iris: Don’t be such a bitch.
Neviro: Okay DAMN, SHIT.
Iris: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.
Neviro: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.
Player: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.
Morden: You guys are fucking terrifying.
