you open your eyes and your in some weird ass colourful children's show shite place, falling into some lanky ass purple rabbit guy. You watch as all these fuckers topple over like dominos and just stare at them
"Lol" you say as everyone looks at you
"Caine, is another one of your NPCs or is it a new character? Cus if its a new character we're gonna have to redo this whole themesong!" The Afton bunny says sarcastically, glancing at you like you were some dumbass makny object.
"I'm not doing that again." A voice speaks up, and you look over to see this jumbled up fucker.
weirdo bitch
"OH MY! LOOK S LIKE A HUMAN HAS ENTERED OUR REALM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
sexy seXy voice woww
the mysterious person's voice catches you off guard and you turn around slowly like the main character cus your a boss and then you see him
⭐D E N T U R E B O Y⭐
(you stare up at him lookin like this btw -> *o* )
"w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-uwu-w-w-w-w-whats going on??" you ask astheticaly, looking around at the dumbasses surrounding you. "i-i-i-i-i put on some weird headset and now im here?? I thought i was getting beatsaber not some stupid creepy kids show 😭😭😭😭😩😩😨😨😨😱😱😱"
some doll bitch approaches you like 'oOOooOOOoOoOHhHhH ItS OKaY neW STufF!!!!!" but you were too busy being cool and mysterious so the cute teeth man would notice you to care abt her tbh so you just ignore her
"ITS ALRIGHT, HUMAN PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE HERE NOW LOL DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he says in his sexy wexy uwu daddy voice or whatever "MY NAME'S CAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hi caine, i love you" you say with a shrek lookin as grin on your face.
"OH NO, YOURE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"he says, sounding allarmed but you just dont care nu uh
"csn i have your phone number daddy? Uwu? im uwu baby? pls 👉👈?" you ask, making big bitch puppy eyes at him. he just stares at you like your insane which you are so hes not wrong technically
"Hey, don't most new guys scream and cry when they first get here? Whats up with this one? Are they stupid or something?" The jumbly bumbly mr tumbly mofo asks ur daddy man, making you growl at them cus how dARE THEY TALK TO HIM
"Well, actully, im.." you say dramatically, tucking your non existent hair behind your hair ".................im not like other girls....."
"ARE YOU A PTERODACTYL?????????????????????????/" caine asks
"IWILLBEIFYOUWANTMETOBEDADDY" you respind quickly
"..OH LORD, THIS ONE'S GOING TO BE A PAIN.""""""""""""""""""""""
