Caine opens his eyes and looks about frantically, struggling in his chair. you chuckle, watching him from behind. he turns to look at you, gagged (as usual)
"XDDCC WHAT THE FU-"""""""""""""""""""""
"be quiet my baby" you shsuh him, duct taping his entire head like a shitty myummy halloween costume "no swarringgggggggggggggggggggguh"
you step back and grin, taking his hat off his head. You put it on your own head, biting your lip and mewing. suddenly ,the ubblbe jumps outa the hat and makes you scream cus ur a pussy weak ass bitch dumbass idiot fuckface dumbass pussy
"OI! i WAS MEWiNG!!!" you yell at the bubel as it unducktapes your teethey boy naurrrrrrr
"MEOWING? FURRY LOLLLLLLLLLL" it yells as you, licking you in the face before slipping back into the hat. you stand, shooketh, as canie takes the hat from off your head.
"I HATE YOU."""""""""""""""""""""""" he states, making you smile stupdily
"no you donttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt~~"
"IM LITERALLY CALLING THE POLICE."""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
you wat"
"HAYYY GURLLLLLLL, WHAT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?" a suber uper smexchy voice calls from ur dentist dadie's phone
"HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, SO I KINDA GOT KIDDNAPPEDDDDDDDDDDDDD???????????????????????"
"LOLLLLLL REALLY? CRINGE!"
"I KNOW RIGHT???????????????????????"""
(btw ur watching this like :0 while dripping in globby glubby bubble spit)
"SO YOU LIKE, WANT ME TO COME HELP YOU???"
"NAH, IM GOOD, JUST A STATUS UPDATE GURLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
"AIGHT, STAY JUICY YOU SLUTTY BYATCH!"
"YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
he hangs up the phone and grins, looking at you.
"who was that?" you ask, pissed off tht ur pookie bear baby boy had friends
"OH, YKNOW........................ THE MOON.""""""""""""""
you gyasp and blush cutely, batting ur eyelashes
"can IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SPEAK TO THE MOON??"
"UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IDONT KNO-"
"PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE?"
"XDDCC, I HATE YO-"
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"ALRIGHT FINE, FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANNOYING F🎩🎩KING BOZO...""""""""""""""""""
he gets his phone bakc out and rings the moon, tossing the phone to you before they answer. When they do answer, you nearly pass out from how super duper smexy they r
"THE FUCK YOU WANT NOW, YOU LITTLE SHIT?"
"hey pookie 😜😏😫🥴" yu respond, biting ur boney ass non existent lip
"OOOOOOOOOOO, WHO'RE YOU? ARE YOU HOT?"
"yup" you literally look like a manky rotting sack of potatoes with a jesters hat on you idiot
"OH FUCK YEAH! WAIT..... WERE YOU THE ONE WHO KIDDNAPPED CAINE??!!"
"mayyyyybeeeeeeeeeee"
"OMG YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!"
"wanna hvae sex?"
"LOL MAYBE"
"THATS ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ur denture boy declares, snatching his phone from your hand. "YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FRIEND."""""""""""""""""""""""""""" he says to the moon before hanging up the calll
you smirk in a gigachad way and raise an eyebrow, leaning in close to Caine and going up on your tippy toes to tower over him (imagine the roblox chad face btw).
"AAaawwwww,were you jeelous??"
"WHAT THE F🎩🎩K IS A GEE LOUIS."""""""""""""""""""""
"don't act dumb, kitten." you growl, turning into an alpha male wolf becaous that is your true form and the digitl circus is a lie and the government is a scam ran by coconuts and the meaning of life is dino nuggies and RAWWERRRRRRRRRRR OWO CAINE IS SO SCAWEDDDDDDDD
he blinks his lucious long lashes at you, looking up at you like a UwU baby girl. you laugh but like in a sexy way and he creams
uhh
im losing my mind please help me
"XDDCC... WHT'RE YOU DOING......................................................" he asks cutely
you dont respond, shushing him before moonwalking awya from him and teleporting back to the circus grounds, leaving quivering like a lost puppy
(im going insane and im so sorry)
