owo?pookie?d- daddy? owo?owo?ow-

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You flip your hair like yiur in a shampoo advert (badass move) and Caine stares at you with his mouth open cus he literally cant look at you otherwise but your dumbass goes 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hes so gobsmacked at my beauty lol he so wants me' 

#WORKITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTorwhatever

you decide to look around at the other people there, taking mental notes of their ugliness - Afton Bunny lanky man, Jimbly jumbly fucker, dollface bitch, some Hobbycraft lookin ass drama hoe, chess piece man o-0(who ain't that bad lookin tbf), and your beloved denture boy floatin like hes in fuckin creative mode

they already all hate you lol ur a pick me ass bitch

"ugh, motherfucker... so, we gonna do some new adventure for this little shit, Caine?" the toothpick pirple dude asks, glaring at you as you froth at the mouth for him not aadressing your one true love as 'King daddyman god bithc<3' 

"I'D LIKE TO GIVE OUR NEWEST MEMBER A TOUR OF THE GROUNDS FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!" ur King daddyman god bitch states, grabbing your by the collar and nearly choking you (he fucking shouldve), pulling your up into the air and awkwardly trying to pretend that he couldn't see you drooling and staring up at him like 😘🥴😵😣😍😏🤤 (ur dancing like a danganronpa cosplayer in 2020 btw lol) 

suddenly ur in the air and rooming outside of the weird ass mr tumble prop set thing, and GUESS WHAY? IT GETS FOCKIN WEIRDERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"THIS IS THE TENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT HAS YOUR LIVING QUARTERS AND ALL OTHER STUFF IDK DUDE I CANT REMEBMER WHAT HE SAID BUT YAY 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  Caine states or whatevr

"Do you have a room here daddy? pookie? pookie bear uwu? owo daddy? owo-" he cuts you off cus your annoying as fuck

"YES, YES I DO.......................................... PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOUR GOING TO ASK TO SLEEP WITH ME""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

"😫" You respond, making him look at you like wtf is that rat ass manky bitch

"UHM................................ ONTO THE NEXT AREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He blurts out, and you zoom lut even further, seeing the world like a motherufkcing tv show( whcih it obviously couldnt be so ur going insane) "THIS IS THE GROUNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YUH~"

"DROWN YOURSELF IN TH DIGITAL LAKE OR COMMIT RIDERY IN THE DIGITAL THEMEPARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 AND NO YOU CAN'T RIDE ME THERE SO DONT EVEN ASK-"

"DBUT DADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY tight as a virgin boy dont get nervous TIGHT im here to serve you customer serviceRIHGT i save dick by giving it crp I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR YESSSSSSSS put my mouth on it like cpr LETS MAKE PRON AND WATCH IT ON VCR

"I HATE YOU."""""""""""2""""""""""""""""""""""""""

"No you dont"

"WELL SHI NVM I GUESS""""""""""""""""""""""

uh

the next bit right

"THIS IS the void 





WE.... DONT VENTURE OUT INTO THE VOID OFTEN.
not even i know whats out there





"



"Whuu-" yoi start but he cant stand your annoying ass voice so he cuts you off by shzooming out into the back att the Grounds

wooOoOooOOoOoOzy uwu

"NIGHT, DAY,ITS ALL OKAY. THE CHOICE IS YOURS, A COSMIC BUFETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 

"Lol okay doctr Suse"

"Hello Caine, I love you~" the moon says    (i thoight that guy was from fnaf not tadC?)

"PISS OFF WHORE HES MINE-o shit wait nvm ur hot too CALL ME WE CAN HAVE A THREESOM-" denture boy ulls you back into the tent cus ur weird

uh i hate this bit so were just gonna skip past it uhmmmMMMMMMM yh

"im on it BosSS!!" lollipoplollipopoolollilollilollilollilollipoplollipopoolollilollilollilollilollipopPOPbadumbumbum (i completely forgot to include bubble in the start srry lets just pretent i did nt)

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