"GADZOOKS, YOURE RIGHT JAX! WE SHOULD HAVE A BRAND NEW ADVENTURE FOR OUR NEWEST MEMBER, XDDCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Caine screams sexily
"I said that like five mknutes ago, fuck head!" he shouts
"HEY!! NO BYPASSING THE FILTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Eat shit, dumbass" william the furry flips off ur dentist bitch baby >:( how dar ehe
"WHATEVER. XDDCC, DO YOU WANNA DO AN ADVENTUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
"no :)"
so you go on an adventure
YIPPEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
shapes wowowowowow
"GLOINKS ACTUALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND STOP CALLING ME A DENTIST."
huh
"#FOURTH WALL BREAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!"
damn whatevrer
so yk the like gloink thin?g
yh that
"i'm not doing this s🎩🎩t, dumba🎩🎩es. i hate you all, go die in a f🎩🎩king hole, b🎩🎩🎩hes." squiggle squwuggle mofo complians
"NU UH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
the gloinks snatch that bitch like they snatched xddcc's hair BLAD BYATCHHHHHHH LOL IMAGINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
thst rat bastard screeches like a rat basterd bc their a rat bastard and i hate myself but yeah bye byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"oH nOoO! tHe GlOiNkS tOoK zOoBlE!" hobby craft bithbaby cries
"who?" you ask like a dumbass, imagine not kowing who zooblie is you prick you idiot you dumbass fucking idiot bitch baby UwU fukchead dumbdum
"ZOOblE!"
"who?"
2ZOOBLE."
"wh-"
"I HATE MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D"
"DADDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
so they uhhhhhhhhh uhmmmmmm um um uhhhHHHHHHH yeah
"Dollface, weirdo new guy, you're with me." Jaxy boo boo bear UwU baby boy winks at you, making you cringe but also feel something??? maybe??? nah that aint this fanficBUT IF YOU WANT A JAX X READER THEN CHECK OUT @whyareyoulikethi5 BC IT ENDS IN SEX YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#promo #notsponsored #killme #shesholdingaguntomyheadtowritethis #help #SHESREADINGTHISOHGOD #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
so the bunnybbboy and the ragdollbyatch n u go to this like room thing in a hallway thing and the dolly starts having a mental breakdown over centipides? idk you werent rlly listening bc you were daydreaming abt the love of your life (whatever his name was)
you open the door but DUNDUNDUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN the room is ugly as fuck. without looking inside, you walk away, ignoring raggy n purple screaming cus theyre whiny af and annoying so you instead go to see YOUR DADDY DENTIST UWU YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TEETHY BOY
you skip down the hall happily and rip a chunk of the wall out, taking a cheeky nibble before tossing it behind you, letting it explode and burn your ass cheeks, toasting them lightly. you turn a corner and see that one bubble, chasing it while giggling maniacally. the thing screams for dear life but oyu prevail, chasing it until it leads you to the teeth man.
"WHAT THE F🎩🎩K?????????????????????????????????" he yells, swallowing the bubble inside of his hat
"you can do that to me TEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEE" you giggle cutely, making him grimace.
"UH........................................ I THOUGT YOU WERE GOING TO SEE CAUGHMO WITH RAGATHA AND JAX??????????????????????????????????/ he asks nervously, floating backwards slowly to not alert your uber snakey instinctz
"nah lol they got boring quick, plus that one guys room was a mess. CMERE BOYYYYYYYYYY" you yell, pouncing at him.
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