You read it. I'm changing/remaking some of these parts, cause they were shit. And also adding stuff.
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S1, E2 - Loo Loo Land
Old:
Blitzo: M n' M, Ember, get in here! We're goin' to Loo Loo Land!
New:
Blitzo: M n' M, Inferno, get in here! We're goin' to Loo Loo Land!
Old:
Robo Jin: And is that the infamous Emberlyn is see?
New:
Robo Jin: And who's that I see? Is that the notorious Emberlyn I sense up there?
Old:
Ember: *to Robo Jin* It's Ember, bitch!
New:
Ember: * to Robo Jin* It's Ember to you!
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S1, E5 - The Harvest Moon Festival
Old:
Ember is seen in her own apartment. She slowly gets out of her bed to go to the kitchen to make a coffee. She rubs her eyes as she opens her top cabinet to find Blitz in there.
Blitzo: Hey Ember!
Startled, she jumps back and falls.
Ember: What the FUCK, Blitz?! What are you doing in my apartment?
Blitzo: I was wondering if you'd like to go to the Harvest Moon Festival.
Ember: What's so special about this festival, anyway?
Blitzo: From what Stolas said, it's a remarkable gathering that takes place at the magnificent Wrath Ring once a year.
Ember: *in a low and tired tone* Alright, alright, you've convinced me. But don't expect me to wear any ridiculous festival attire!
Blitzo: Sure! I knew you'd come around, Ember. It's going to be one Helluva time at the festival. I promise you won't regret coming!
New:
In Ember's apartment, she groggily gets out of bed and heads to the kitchen to make some coffee. As she opens the top cabinet, she is surprised to find Blitzo inside.
Blitzo: Hey, Ember!
Startled, she jumps back and ends up falling.
Ember: What the FUCK, Blitz?! Why are you in my apartment?
Blitzo: I was wondering if you'd like to go to the Harvest Moon Festival.
Ember: What's so special about that festival, anyway?
Blitzo: According to Stolas, it's an incredible gathering that happens once a year at the magnificent Wrath Ring.
Ember: *in a tired tone* Fine, fine, you've convinced me. But don't expect me to dress up in any ridiculous festival outfits!
Blitzo: Alright! I knew you'd come around, Ember. We're going to have a blast at the festival. I promise you won't regret coming!
Old:
The camera shifts to the left, showing Ember with a face of uninvolvement.
Ember: *sarcastically* Wow, I feel soooo included.
Blitzo turns around to see her with her arms crossed. I mean, she could have done her introduction herself to them, but, no! She has to be and act like this! It's quite obnoxious.
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