One Hell Of A Boss - (Helluva Boss AU)

S2, E8 - The Full Moon (5/31/24)

[The scene opens on Stolas' mansion. Stolas wakes up in bed to his alarm going off and showing a broadcast of the weather forecast, that being a full moon. Stolas sits up and then pukes next to his bed, puts on his purple-ish slippers, then shuts off his alarm.]

Stolas: ♫ Thank you to the butterflies in my stomach ♫

♫ I haven't felt this nervous since I was a little fluffy dumb nestling ♫

♫My daring do is half disguised ♫

♫Behind the smile, my beak is grinding, ever minding,

♫ I swore I wouldn't dwell on the divorce, so for my own health, I'll remind myself, ♫

[Transitions to Stolas turning on his bathtub and getting inside.]

♫ That when I see him, I know that it won't feel so tough ♫

♫ I'll believe him, and not the voice that says I'm not enough ♫

♫ No need for an arrangement, it can just be him and me, I'll set us free ♫

♫ How perfect it could be, when I see him tonight ♫

[While singing that line, he leans back quickly and splashes the water outwards.]

[Transitions to Blitzo walking past his calendar with the current date being marked as "Moon." He takes the calendar off the wall and looks at it.]

Blitzo: ♫ See him tonight? Alright, alright ♫

♫ It's been awhile since he's begged for attention ♫

♫ Are we okay? Heh, Can't really say. I'm getting by by avoiding his questions ♫

♫ So complicated, I hate when it's complicated, why do I always end up in situations that are complicated? ♫

♫ Here I go again, getting in my head, so I'll focus on all the sexy stuff instead ♫

[Cuts to Stolas on his balcony.]

Stolas: ♫ When I see him- ♫

[Cuts to Blitzo in his bathroom.]

Blitzo: ♫ When I see him, I'm gonna do that thing he likes ♫

[Cuts to Stolas walking down a large hallway.]

Stolas: ♫ I will change things ♫

[Cuts back to Blitzo at his bathtub.]

Blitzo: ♫ No need to change things, I'll just bring the rope and spikes ♫

[Cuts to Stolas trying to shake pills into his hands, but realizing he's out.]

Stolas: ♫ Oh God! ♫

[Cuts to Blitzo cooking.]

Blitzo: ♫ We've got a nice arrangement, and it's working out just fine ♫

[Cuts to different perspective of Blitzo's apartment. Loona is shown with a grumpy face, opening a room door. She looks at Blitzo with disappointment and closes the door again.]

♫ We'll keep it light! ♫

[Cuts to Stolas closing himself inside his fridge.]

Stolas: ♫ I'll fucking die alone if this goes bad- ♫

[Cuts to Blitzo putting breakfast on his table.]

Blitzo & Stolas: ♫ -When I see him tonight ♫

[Cuts to Stolas looking in the mirror.]

Stolas: ♫ Am I doing something I can't take back? ♫

[Cuts to Blitzo.]