McDonald

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(Had no evade ideas but bfs idea so here)

It was a peaceful day, no more fighting (for now) in the light days. Mcslash was taking a morning coffee before someone broke the door down and enter inside the base.

"JEEZ- UGH WHO IS IT?"
"Do you work at McDonald's?"
"...what?"
"Can I have a happy meal?"
"...I don't work at McDonald's."
"You have mc in your name, it means something."
"NO IT DOESN'T???"
"Yes it does :3"
"NO?"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"No!"
"Hah! You can't use that trick on me!"
"Awww come on!! >:("
"Why do you even want McDonald's? You're like 13..."
"Nuh uh I'm 18."
"...even worse."
"What? What's wrong being 18?"
"You're 18 and you act like you're a child... what is wrong with you?"
"You don't even know me!"
"You're right kid, do you want to get McDonald's?"
"Yeah! :D"

They went to McDonald's but it blew up.

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