??:I was a good person before it all went down I was good my entire life.
We start in a elementary school with a teacher writing good morning on her chalkboard
Ms: Mayberry: Good morning! I hope you all did your homework
The students and all burst out into a song and a kid with a dunce cap rolls to the corner
The students: 🎵We love to do our homework and we love our teacher to🎵
Ms. Mayberry: 🎵And when I throw out these fun questions you should know what to do🎵
Students:🎵Ok!🎵
Ms Mayberry: 🎵 2+6 is?🎵
Students: 🎵8🎵
Ms Mayberry:🎵 And good behavior is?🎵
Students: 🎵Great!🎵
Ms Mayberry:🎵 And now it's that part of class where say the time of the day and date🎵
Student 1: 🎵 it's 9 in the morning🎵
Student 2: 🎵on January 8th🎵
Student 3: 🎵the sun is smiling!🎵
Dunce kid: 🎵And it's your husband's birthday🎵
After he had said that the teacher was just realized what day it was.
Ms Mayberry: Oh my stars! Stop singing children. Hush up now! I forgot it's my husband's birthday I didn't get him anything special
Student 3: Maybe we if we call him we could do a happy birthday surprise!
Right as they went on the computer at her home her husband was cheating on her with another woman and she had thrown a condom allowing the call to activate basically scaring those kids. Ms Mayberry full of rage went to leave and one of her students stopped her
Student 3: wait Ms Mayberry remember what you taught us think before you act
She grabbed the student and threw in the sky busting a hole in the roof as all students watched her get in her car and rushed to her home and the students went the computer to see what she did
Husband : ok ok *Ms Mayberry burst in the door* oh shit sweetie what are you doing here
Ms Mayberry: Shut up Gerald!
She then proceeds to shoot the woman and Gerold and then realized what she did
Ms Mayberry: Oh dear god what have I done? In front of you all! I'm so sorry my children don't forget to work on your timetables.
She shoots herself as all the kids faint and the camera pains downwards to hell and in I.M.P and blitz is listening to this story
Ms Mayberry:you do everything right in life play by all the rules. And still get sent down here with all hitlers and epsteins of the world. After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So that's why I'm here to get my revenge.
Blitz: I'm mean was she hotter? Just saying I had a hard understanding the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me tits.
She glows with rage earring all of this
Blitz: anyway I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here see we take revenge out on the living and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of death frankly are all probably down here in hell with you *bops get nose* bop
Ms Mayberry: Not all of them. That whore survived and now they all call her a hero
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