At I.M.P Loona was at the receptionist desk reading a magazine and drinking. She placed the bottle down and it landed on the book used to open the portals to the living world. Once it was open a tree came out and a severed head. Moxxie came out the tree holding a chainsaw, soon everyone else came out.
Blitz: Wooo! That was a fuck ton of lumber jacks!
Millie: Ahhhh! I'm still so jazzed up! Hahaha
Raph: Ahh what a rush!
Mikey: I never want to stop feeling like this!
Millie: Ah well you better stay jazzed up babe, guess we're I'm taking you tonight?
Blitz: don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Sides drinks are on me tonight let's hit up the new dive down the street.
Moxxie: Actually sir it's our anniversary so I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust ring!
Millie: Ah Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!
Moxxie: Ah welp I've been planing it for quite a while.
Millie: Moxxie!
Millie then begins kissing him a whole bunch of times.
Mikey: Awww
Leo: Wait what is Ozzie's?
Raph: Donnie?
Donnie: Let's see (looks up on phone) it's a club and a dinner theater restaurant.
Leo: Oh that sounds fun.
Blitz: Trust me boys you should probably wait until you're older to see in there. It's just a bunch of horny fucks all getting each other off. Also can you two not.
Raph: Didn't need to know that middle part.
Moxxie: I'm sorry sir. Maybe another time.
Blitz: oh it's fine I can come with the two of you help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy
Moxxie: uh no the reservation is for us.
Blitz: uh huh.
Moxxie: Just us
Blitz: Mmm.
Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.
Blitz: I'll wear something nice it's a big deal after all. See ya love bugs later!
Leo: Wait what do we do? Do stay home alone?
The 3: Leo!!
Moxxie: Sorry but no the month grounding is still in affect. So I guess we'll hire a babysitter.
Blitz then opens the door he left in.
Blitz: Don't Mox I got a solution. Loonie you're babysitting the boys for the night!
Loona/Turtles: What?!
Blitz: Yeah it'll be good for you and the boys to get along.
Loona: Blitz I'm not fucking doing that I'm going out!
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Helluva boss x TMNT
FanfictionMoxxie and Mille were going home after a date and on their way home they see 4 baby mutant turtles? They decided to take them as their own and teach them all they know. When their teens they join their family at work. But they also want to like norm...
