Shamchat #6 (Levi and Windex get married)

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Windex: senpaiiii


Levi Rivialle: My love

Windex: senpai

Windex: i have found you

Levi Rivialle: Where have you been?

Windex: do you know how many eren jaegers I went through to find you

Levi Rivialle: -Scoffs- Brats...

Windex: indeedWindex: I have no idea what to type anymore oops

Levi Rivialle: Its okay, Youve had a long day

Windex: mikasa threw me down the stairs

Windex: she knew about our love

Levi Rivialle: -Eyes narrow- She what?!Levi Rivialle: Well... One less Ackerman in the world.

Windex: what about kenny

Windex: oh wait

Levi Rivialle: -Glares- Do /not/ bring up Kenny.

Windex: D:

Levi Rivialle: Thats another Ackerman the world is better of without

Windex: I see..

Windex: Who's going to attend our marriage then

Levi Rivialle: Hanji?

Windex: TrueWindex: Erwin?

Levi Rivialle: Ew hell no we will not have eyebrows there

Windex: I already sent the invites

Levi Rivialle: Without me?!

Windex: I'm sorry, I was too rushedWindex: I also invited some other cleaning supplies

Levi Rivialle: -Huffs- Its fine..

Levi Rivialle: No oxiclean right? That guy is a fake.

Windex: I didn't send one to him. don't worry

Windex: I sent one to Mr. Clean, Pinesol and Clorox

Levi Rivialle: Okay good.. He and Chlorox fight to much

Windex: Chlorox*

Windex: True, true..

Windex: and sent one to Swiffer wet jet

Levi Rivialle: Okay good

Windex: YeahWindex: Hopefully Hanji doesn't bring any titansWindex: we don't need jaeger to scream during the service

Levi Rivialle: -Cringes- Oh dear god..

Levi Rivialle: Titans are his trigger

Windex: I've noticed

Windex: also he might shift which would be worse

Levi Rivialle: If Jaeger shifts during our wedding there will be a repeat of court

Windex: Does that mean you have to beat him againWindex: infront of lots of people

Levi Rivialle: Exactly

Windex: Hell yeah

Levi Rivialle: ((brb))

Windex: (kk)

Windex: i gtg

Levi Rivialle: Aww

Levi Rivialle: Farewell, my love.

Windex has left the conversation.

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