Ok so I think I go on wattpadd WAAAYYYY to much..
Cue lola saying 'Impossible!' ⬆️
Anyways, I was reading this book, and I came across a certain line and I'm like "oh I wonder what the comments are gonna be for this!" Then reality hit me and I'm like "oh shit this is an actual book not Fking wattpadd.
-Reaches towards my locker as 'my heart will go on' plays distantly..-
I'm not wierd....
Totally normal...
Uh.
SO IMA TALK ABOUT /OTHER/ things now.
(NO LOLA I KNOW WHAT YOULL SAY SO JUST NO.)
So on Tuesday-
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiits Tuesday!
JESEN!
Lada DA DA DA DA DA -drops grape into milk-
DAMMIT JENSEN
Can't tame me bitch.
~*~
Ok so as I was saying before I was so RUDLEY INURUPTED!!
Your welcome.
NO
this shits boring without me.
SHADUPP.
Can't tame me BîTCH.
JENSEN
~*~
OMG I called Siri a bitch and she's like "number one Thot of all platypus holiness, can I have some ice for that burn?" AND I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD.
~*~
You know you were talking about Tuesday right?
Yeah SHARE DEM DEETS
LOLA! BRENDED!
What?
I hate everything.
So Tuesday!
Andrew and I are OFFICIALY besties again. so yes I'll add him back into Tsos. who knew boys could actually figure out things?
I told him.
OMFG MAGGIE YOUR HERE TO?!
We all are.
LILI
Yep.
BLUE ORB
Dammit. LOLA kidnapped Andrew again. GDI LOLA SHOULD I GET DRAKE?!
Wait did I even publish that chapter of TSOS? Oops... meh.
NEW SUBJESCT!
kate_official AKA katexmarshall SAYS I AM SENPAI YEET EVERYONE TAG HER IN THE COMMENS AND READ THAT SHIT!
Hmmmmmm....
Turtles.
BREDEN!
OK EVRYONE COME HERE
-drags friends through portal-
IS THIS NARNIA?!
No LOLA it's a wall.
HOLY SHIT ITS THE FOURTH WALL!
Yup.
LOOK AT WHAT YOUVE DONE TO THE FOURTH WALL
It's broken.
NOSHIT
BRENDEN ARE YOU PUTTING TURTLES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL?!
It was necessary.
NO.
NOW SIT IT THE CORNER AND FIX THE DAMN FOURTH WALL.
What if I refuse?
LOLA I WILL FUCKING BURN A CAT.
MY PEOPLE!
Exactly.
Ok shit just got weird..
Just?
I'm leaving..
🐥🐣🐥🐣🐥🐣🐥🐣🐥🐣🐥
YOU ARE READING
Lili is da bomb
HumorA story about how amaze @AnaHaze is. So basically Lili ^^ Stole my phone at a party and made this book... then Lola "hacked" it as well.. and so now it just serves as a place for me to rant about my life and Shamchat... Why this has reads i'm not su...
