Hanji Zoe: Hey shorty!
Levi Ackerman: *sighs because he's basically gotten used to this* Hello titanfucker
Hanji Zoe: -Smiles brightly- Titans don't have reproductive systems.
Levi Ackerman: *gives you the done with your shit glare*
Hanji Zoe: -Chuckles and ruffles your hair- Don't be so uptight ravioli
Levi Ackerman: I apologize for my uptightedness *he said with a bit of humor in his voice and fixes his hair*
Hanji Zoe: -Smiles- Thank you!
Hanji Zoe: Its about time you appologize for something.
Levi Ackerman: You're one to talk, Ms. Im-gonna-take-the-brat-without-asking-thanks-bye
Hanji Zoe: ((That was perfect XD)) -Shrugs- Your just upset im taking your precious Eren away from you~
Levi Ackerman: Ugh.. Why does everyone think we're a thing.. We aren't a thing.. *he blushed*
Hanji Zoe: -Grins and pokes your cheek- Your blushing! You are a thing aren't you!
Levi Ackerman: *blushes harder* Well of fucking course I'm blushing! You're asking me if I bang a teenager! We aren't a thing!
Hanji Zoe: -Smirks- I asked if you were a thing, I didn't ask if you fucked, That was alllll you shorty.
Levi Ackerman: *is about to say something but he stops right before and is just silent*
Hanji Zoe: I saw that. Spit it out shorty.
Levi Ackerman: What are you talking about..? *is so painfully obviously flustered*
Hanji Zoe: You were gonna say something, Spit it out. You can't hide things from me.
Levi Ackerman: *looks away* fine.. Ugh fuck you, we're a thing..
Hanji Zoe: -Squeals- Yes! Its cannon! Ereri for life! -Jumps around-
Levi Ackerman: *covers his face with his hands* Alright! Alright! Shut up before someone hears you!
Hanji Zoe: ERERRRRRIIIIII!!! I KNEW IT! ERRRRWWWWWIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!! -Runs off-
Levi Ackerman: NO DONT TELL ERWIN OH SHIT!
Hanji Zoe: Ima do it.
Levi Ackerman: Hoe don't do it.
Levi Ackerman has left the conversation.
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Lili is da bomb
HumorA story about how amaze @AnaHaze is. So basically Lili ^^ Stole my phone at a party and made this book... then Lola "hacked" it as well.. and so now it just serves as a place for me to rant about my life and Shamchat... Why this has reads i'm not su...