Lili is da bomb

Shamchat (Edward cullen x Eren Jaeger?!)

This is a conversation between edward cullen and yourself, Eren Jaeger.

edward cullen: hello

Eren Jaeger: OmfgEren Jaeger: Yes

edward cullen: How are you

Eren Jaeger: Shitty as ever but ill manageEren Jaeger: you?

edward cullen: it's okay you sparkly child. I know what it's like to be different from others.

Eren Jaeger: Yeah, I guess you would. Hows Bella and the baby?

edward cullen: who

Eren Jaeger: .................Bella and your child?

edward cullen: OH. Oh them.

Eren Jaeger: XD

edward cullen: Yeah I left them.

Eren Jaeger: What?!Eren Jaeger: Why?

edward cullen: Jacob had some tempting abs that I just couldn't resist.

Eren Jaeger: Oh. My. Fucking. god.Eren Jaeger: Thank youedward cullen: I guess you could say weEren Jaeger: I havent even thought of this shipedward cullen: imprinted on each otherEren Jaeger: HAHHAAHEren Jaeger: I ship itedward cullen: So do I.Eren Jaeger: Yes.edward cullen: I'm living it.edward cullen: It's nice.Eren Jaeger: Mhmmmedward cullen: I also ship us.Eren Jaeger: I live lots of gay ships its co-Eren Jaeger: Oh.edward cullen: what was that about gay shipsEren Jaeger: Im part of alot in this fandom.Eren Jaeger: The yaoi fangirls have... odd... minds.edward cullen: I know what you mean. I got shipped with my own fake dad once.Eren Jaeger: Wait really?Eren Jaeger: Woaahhh they ship me with my asshole dadEren Jaeger: and my captainEren Jaeger: and a horseEren Jaeger: and a coconutedward cullen: Basically everyone but that scarf girlEren Jaeger: EwwwEren Jaeger: yeah im shipped with Mikasa as wellEren Jaeger: Nastyness I tell youedward cullen: But it's okay. Our ship is the best ship.Eren Jaeger: Yesedward cullen: What Jacob doesn't know won't hurt him.Eren Jaeger: What Levi dosnt know wont hurt meEren Jaeger: Hes like a male Mikasa and its scary as hellEren Jaeger: hes like a midget yandereedward cullen: but is he hotEren Jaeger: Hotter than titan steamEren Jaeger: His abs are like. Godly.edward cullen: I want to lick them.Eren Jaeger: No there mineedward cullen: I'll turn you both into vampires. You can live with me forever.Eren Jaeger: Seems legitEren Jaeger: lez do eetedward cullen: excellent. You'll be safe from titans as well.Eren Jaeger: Yaaaaaaasssssedward cullen: We can eat titans for breakfastEren Jaeger: Can we save Armin as well?Eren Jaeger: The world needs a coconutedward cullen: Okay fine.Eren Jaeger: Yessssss]edward cullen: But only if we can save that hot horse thing tooEren Jaeger: Jean the asshole?Eren Jaeger: Uhhhggg fineedward cullen: I want his assholeEren Jaeger: GDIedward cullen: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEren Jaeger: AHAHHAHAHAEren Jaeger: You Jean and Armin might just fuck eachotherEren Jaeger: We never knowedward cullen: You me and Armin lets goedward cullen: right nowEren Jaeger: Alright.edward cullen: awesomeEren Jaeger: Were bringing Levi.Eren Jaeger: You can have Jean,edward cullen: OKAYEren Jaeger: WOOOedward cullen: POLYGAMY IS HAPPENING NOWedward cullen: LEGALIZE ITY