Helluva Mate

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"Look, the point is, Loona is a valued member of our family," Blitzø said "and we don't get rid of family."

Loona looks up from her phone and briefly smiles, touched by Blitzø's words.

"We aren't a family, sir!" Moxxie replied "you are the boss! We are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager! She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones!" causing Loona to raise her middle finger

"That is offensive, Mox!" Ebony playfully scolded

"Yeah, without homeless people, I wouldn't have half the joy and laughter I do in this life!" Blitzø added

He walked over to the window, putting his face against it and spotting a homeless demon who looked sad. Blitzø smugly waved at him, before lowering the window blinds.

"While we're on the subject of family, can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work?" Moxxie asked

"Come on, sweetie!" Millie replied "it's not that big a deal!"

"Excuse me . ." looking at her "what?!"

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"Are you sure I can't help with anything?" Ebony asked as she sat at Millie and Moxxie's dinner table

"You're our guest, Ebby." Millie smiled, handing her a glass of red wine "you just sit there and relax, we got this!"

"Honey, can you get me the butter?" Moxxie asked

"Sure, sweetie." walking to the fridge

She opened the fridge door and finds Blitzø inside as he hands her the gross, viscous butter,

"Spoiler alert: the butter's spoiled!" He informed, causing Millie to giggle

"What's funny, honey?" Moxxie asked as he threw diced carrots into the soup, looking at her

"Really impressive wordplay." Blitzø replied

"What the --?! Why are you in our fridge?!" He snapped

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Later that evening, Moxxie and Millie are asleep in bed, the former is tossing and turning as the sound of a cat purring can be heard. Moxxie opens his eyes and sees Blitzø standing on him, looking him right in the eyes.

"Whatcha dreamin' about?" He asked

"I was dreaming my parents were being murdered," Moxxie replied "but now . . I'd like to go back to that."

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Moxxie is singing the end of "Oh, Millie", as Millie joins in on some parts.

♫Of all the imps in Hell, it's for her that I fell ♫

♫It's for him that I fell ♫

♫ Oh, Millie~ ♫

They close their eyes to kiss, but Moxxie notices Blitzø outside the window holding a camcorder.

"Are you fucking filming us right now?!" He snapped

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"Just . . stop . . doing that!" Moxxie said, frustration in his voice

"I don't see what the issue is!" Blitzø shrugged "there somethin' you don't want me seein'?"

"No!" His eyes twitching in anger

"You a baby-wiener-haver?" earning a snicker from Loona

"Sir, what you say and how you act is totally --" standing up from his chair "-- inappropriate!"