Helluva Mate

15

Inside an auditorium, a woman dressed as a Viking sings opera on stage while wearing a fake unicorn on her lower torso, a well-dressed man playing a grand piano behind her. The cherubs and the audience are also well-dressed, though Lyle only wears a bowtie over his simple, sweat-stained hospital gown,

"Behold!" Cletus said "The wonder of art and music! Somethin' always there to comfort… entertain, and live for!"

Up above the stage, the four demons look down from a catwalk near the ceiling, Blitzø wagging his butt and tail like a cat,

"So, how do we make this bad?" Ebony asked, back in her demon form, the others no longer in disguises

"We can’t." Moxxie replied "There’s literally nothing bad about opera. That’s fact."

"Unless we ruin it somehow!" Blitzø replied

With a mischievous grin, he grasped the spotlight and moves it away from the singer, which caused her to pause for a moment, quickly moving back under the spotlight and proceeding to sing. Blitzø moved the spotlight again, and the singer again pauses to follow it,

"She’s not very good." Lyle commented

Ebony softly chuckled as her mate began to move the light faster and faster around the stage as Lyle and the cherubs narrow their eyes in suspicion. Blitzø wiggled the spotlight around aggressively, a gasp coming from him as he accidentally breaks it off entirely while the human sang a final high note before the light crushes her on stage, smashing her to pieces and splattering blood all over the ground and the audience in the front row. The audience, Lyle, and the cherubs scream, while the pianist nervously tries to keep playing, his face drenched in sweat,

"Well, at least we made it bad." Ebony commented

"That's it!" Cletus exclaimed as he and the other two cherubs flew toward the demons "I have had it! You four monsters have messed with us enough!"

"D'ooh, we're just trying to do our j-j-job!" Collin added

"Well, so are we!" Moxxie replied

"Enough!" Cletus yelled

The Cherubs summoned golden crossbows and aim them at the demons,

"We are savin' that shitty old man’s life, whether he wants it or not!" He added

"Well, someone wants that fucker dead, m'kay?" Blitzø replied "And he paid in advance, and I spent it all on this . ." reaching into his coat and pulls out a jewel-encrusted green horse figurine wearing sunglasses and a Mare-ajuana cap ". . So he’s gotta go!" putting the figurine away

"You all are such disgusting, loathsome beasts!" Keenie said, into his face "Your kind is nothing but dirt that shitty dead people tread on! And now, you’re trying to meddle with the lives of humans?!"

"That is exactly what you're doing." Ebony replied, physically lifting Blitzø from the ground, causing him to curl his knees inward "so why don’t you shut your trap, you judgmental, cotton candy, tit-havin’ bitch?!"

". . Filthy demon crap!" She yelled

Before she could tackle Ebony to the ground, Millie tackled Keenie. Intense opera music began to play as the fight began, Keenie and Millie rolling over in a cat fight, Cletus and Collin shoot golden arrows at Blitzø, Ebony Moxxie who run away, drawing their guns in the process. Millie and Keenie rolled off the catwalk, which Moxxie had seen, causing him to jump off as well, grabbing on to a rope and using his weight as leverage to swing. He aimed his pistol at Keenie, who is still fighting with Millie as they fall, exchanging punches to the face. Moxxie aimed up and fires at a rope which releases a sandbag, slamming  into Keenie, separating her and Millie, and the male swung over, catching  his wife as Cletus and Collin chase them down, firing their crossbows. Millie grabs Moxxie's face and they stare into each other's eyes with lustful grins, proceeding to make out as they swing above the stage, Millie pulling two machine guns out of Moxxie's coat and firing as they spin rapidly.