Helluva Mate

5

Outside the building, Imp firefighters carry the eels away and head into a red fire truck, Ebony silently talking on her phone as Mrs. Mayberry drives off in a yellow taxi cab as Blitzø waves goodbye,

"Bye!" He said "and, don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is free!" waving as the car drives away

"When did we start implementing that deal?" Moxxie asked, causing Blitzø to turn to him with a glare "

"When you set fire to my office in front of a client, you fuckin' dick shit!" He snapped, grabbing Moxxie by the collar of his shirt and shoving him back "now, someone please tell me that fancy book is still intact!"

Ebony raised an eyebrow when she spotted a billboard on top of a parking structure, one that had Blitzø's face on it and making a fist, Loona in the background

"Goat an asshole in the living worlds!? Come to I Am Pee!!??! Make sure you put this sign up on the rite side. Don't fuck this up. Also payment may take a couple of weeks because it cums in the mail. -- Speech to text -- Blitzø -"

". . Yeah, and I'm also putting a new order in with a new billboard." She informed, her phone pressed to her ear "I'll send you a design with a new written message." Nixie hopping up, landing on her shoulder "don't forget a more sturdy tank with new eels."

"You mean . . our only ticket to the other side?" Loona asked as she pulled out the grimoire "yeah. Got it."

"And that's why you're my favorite, Loonie." Blitzø said, smiling as he stood in front of her, talking in a baby voice "you get a tweat, now!" holding up a dog biscuit

"Ew. Stop." She cringed

Blitzø tossed the treat into the air and catches it with his tongue, like a frog, pulling it into his mouth and chews loudly, causing a chuckle to emit from his mate as she typed on her phone for a few more minutes.

"You're so gross!" she said, slamming the book shut

Millie drew a pentagram with chalk on the wall, watching as he began to glow red and creates a portal to the human world,

"Aw, stop it." Blitzø smiled "I get enough of that from my therapist. Now let's go lick some ass!"

"The expression is kick some ass, Blitzø." Millie corrected

"Mine's better." He smirked as she walked through the portal

A blob of a shadow formed beneath Ebony's hand, causing her phone to fall through, disappearing into nothing, Nixie jumping inside as well. Blitzø's tail wrapped around her own as the two of them walked through the portal as well, the shadow disappearing as soon as they entered the human world.

"Aw, fuck . ." Moxxie sighed, walking through the portal behind them

Ebony didn't always join them when it came to killing humans, but her input was always appreciated, taking over the files when she was there -- which Loona would never do -- and making sure the office was nice and neat. The four of them stood in front of a small red house by the lake as the sun began to set behind the mountains, making their way to the house, Millie hid in the bushes as the other three leaned against the side of the house, rising from bushes. Blitzø stood up, peering into the window.

"That's gotta be her." He said, chuckling darkly "this is too easy. Moxxie, do you want this one?"

"Me?" He asked, looking at him in surprise

"Yeah, this one's simple enough for you to handle." He replied

Moxxie stood up and looked through the window, only to have his face fall as he spotted at the family having dinner,