Helluva Mate

23

Moxxie stood on a pile of agents, blasting agent after agent with his shotgun and screaming bloody murder. He flips one agent into the air with his tail, causing him to spin, then he blasts him away. More agents run at him, only for Moxxie to fill them with buckshot.

"Bitches!" He called out

"Hey, Mox!" Blitzø said, suddenly appearing next to him

Startled, Moxxie drops his shotgun and it lands on hits buttstock, accidentally going off but hitting an agent in the crotch, a snicker emitting from Ebony. The unfortunate agent weakly reaches a hand up at Moxxie,

"Ohhh, wow." placing a hand on Moxxie's shoulder "Really goin' for the dick there, ain't'cha?"

"I got it." Ebony spoke up, the blade of her scythe entering the agents chest

"Now, hold this." Blitzø instructed

He placed the backpack in Moxxie's arms and pulls from it a comically oversized rocket launcher appropriately named My Dick.

"Oh, yeah!" The weapon on his shoulder "I'm gettin' hard holdin' this motherfucker!"

Blitzo fires a rocket labeled Pussy Destroyer and gives an evil laugh. The rocket flies toward a group of agents on the other side of the broken window and explodes, causing both Millie and Loona to flinch away from the flames. Millie's axe is also blown out of her hands by the blast, Moxxie running over to them,

"Oh, crumbs!" looking at them "Is everyone okay?"

"Woooooo!" Blitzø exclaimed, jumping on top of Moxxie's "How's that for demon scum?!"

"That was fucking awesome!" Ebony smiled, her scythe resting on her shoulder, her wings still out

Blood dripped from the few shards left in the glass, Agents One and Two hiding under a desk, unharmed by the rocket. Agent Two nods at Agent One, signaling him to hit a red button next to him aptly labeled Red Button. This sets off an alarm and causes the entire room to flash in a red light.

"Oh, shit!" Blitzø said, waving to the others "C'mon, fam! Let's blow this cocksicle joint!"

Blitzø grabbed Ebony's hand, running to the exit with Loona as Millie hoists Moxxie off the ground, soon joining the others. Ebony's tail snatched the backpack, tossing it to Loona as the approved the door, which slammed shut before they could exit.

"Hey!" The hellhound shouted

A set of iron bars lowers in front of the doors, then a garage door closes further down, then a large steel door clamps down, lasers activate outside of it, and bathroom doors close outside of that, the vacancy indicator switching to Occupied.

"Quick!" Moxxie spoke up "The book!"

Loona pulls Stolas' grimoire out of the backpack and attempts to read it,

"Shit!" She cursed "I can't . . I can't read the spell in this light! I can't see dick!" worried as she looked around

Blitzø searches himself for more weapons but comes out empty-handed,

"Well, shit." He said "Looks like we've milked this weapon tit dry, and now we're out of badassery."

"Ha! You demons aren’t goin' anywhere now!" Agent Two laughed as she aimed her gun at the five of them "Haaa!"

Ebony growled, readying her scythe as her wings spread out, shielding Millie, Moxxie and Loona, Blitzø holding his arms out, as if shielding all four of them from danger. But before the two agents can do anything, they begin noticing strange happenings around them. The I.M.P. gang's shadows growl and meld into a hideous beast, a screen suddenly turns on and flickers, rattling around aggressively before turning off, then showing the agents' reflections and the four-eyed silhouette of someone who wasn't there before. The agents were startled as the screen breaks off of the wall, falling at their feet and slides away. Two more screens then break off of the wall while the rest shudder and display static.