Helluva Mate

12

Loona checked her makeup as two men French kissing fall to the ground at her feet, a bikini top landing on her head seconds later. A fanboy ran toward Verosika on stage as she continued to sing, but Vortex quickly noticed and punched the human into the ground without even using his full strength, which wouldn't have ended well. He dragged the man away as Loona continued to walk toward him, tossing the bikini top to the side,

"Now, who wants a piece of this?!" Verosika smirked

She tossed her Beelzejuice flask to the crowd, which bounced from their waving hands and landed in the ocean, creating a golden spillage. A catfish appeared, which rapidly grew into a monster,

"Hey . . you . .!" Loona said nervously

"Oh, hey." He replied "You're the hound workin' for my boss's freaky ex."

"Yeah." she chuckled "Sorry if that's weird."

"It's cool." He shrugged "Her beef ain't mine. I'm not paid enough to care."

"Yeah! Yeah." Nervously playing with her hair "I'm Loona!"

"Okay." He smiled, mimicking her nervous tone "I'm Vortex!"

"That's hot . ." a blush quickly forming on her cheeks "I mean, like, literally, y'know, 'cause vortexes. . . y'know, they give off heat. Probably. Right?"

"Uh, yeah." He chuckled "I guess, but my friends call me Tex."

"Oh, yeah?" She replied "I wish I had friends. I mean . . No, I mean, I don't . . I . . I don't have friends."

"Am I . . interrupting something?" Blitzø asked as he suddenly stood in between them

"Nah, man." Vortex responded "Just having a conversation."

"Conversations . . leads to HPV!" poking him

Behind them, Millie and Moxxie hide behind a few kegs, Ebony letting out a low sigh as she crossed her arms, shaking her head slightly with a smile,

"And we lost him." She informed "It's looking like it's up to us, handling this list."

"You go ahead and take a break." Moxxie said, looking up at her "Millie and I got this."

"You sure?" looking at them

"Hell yeah!" Millie smiled "Team M n' M, gettin' shit done, makin' the moneys!"

A smile formed on Ebony's lips as the two of them practically ran off into the sunset, killing more people that were on the list. But her smile fell when an arm was placed around her shoulders, causing her to look to her right, seeing Josh in his human form, looking at her with a seductive smirk, not knowing who she was.

"Five . . Four. ." She began "three . . two . ." her eyes turning completely black ". . one --"

He instantly removed his arm, running back to the crowd without a word, allowing her eyes to tjrn back to normal.

"Thought so." She muttered

"Blitzø, get the fuck out of here!" Loona said "You're gonna get us all into shit!"

"I just wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job." He replied

"What, I can't have a break?" sarcasm in her voice

"We have a parking spot on the line!" anger in his own

"Hey, dude." Vortex said, trying to defuse the situation "Why don't you chill out?"

"Why don't you stay out of it?!" glaring at him "Okay, this is our business!" briefly holding up a drawing with his tail that shows a diagram of himself killing a human, equaling money and earning money equaling a horse ". . Literally!"