Helluva Mate

11

"Alright, shut your assholes!" Blitzø called out "Here's how we're gonna do this shit!" pointing to rough drawings on a large paper behind him "First, we find a fuck ton of clients. We portal up. We have our fun murder time as per usual. We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe. We push said canoe into some water. We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it. They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet . . We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face Do you have . . any questions?" unintentionally throwing the pointer stick through a window

"Uh, yeah." Moxxie replied "Why was that nonsense?"

"That wasn't a question." He said, walking over to him

"That wasn't a plan." he countered

"I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox." placing his hand around him "It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs."

"A what now?" looking at his boss

"I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie." removing his hand "God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you . ." poking his chest "talentless baby dicked troll?!"

"Well, why don't you . ." pointing back at him as he climbed on the table ". . take an art class?"

"Why don't you see how expensive they are?!" throwing him back in his chair

"Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?" Loona asked, looking up from her phone

"Absolutely not, I forbid it." Blitzø replied "Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of freaks up there who'd drool all over you!"

"Well, I can blend in with humans easy enough." She shrugged "Just let me tag along."

"Wait, say that again." looking at her

"I can . . blend in . .?" her gaze turning to them

"Do you have a human disguise?" Millie asked

"Yeah." She replied "Don't you?"

The Imps nervously looked at each other, eyes side to side,

"You four have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time . . without human disguises?!" Loona snapped

"I have one, but I don't use it often." Ebony muttered, looking down at a paper as she concentrated on what she was doing

"Okay, new plan!" Blitzø said

He quickly scribbled on a piece of paper, hanging it on the easel, the image showing Loona surrounded by humans with hearts around them,

"Loonie can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest." He added "Okay, how about that?"

"Flawless logic." Millie replied with a smile

"I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir." Moxxie said "Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!"

"I got that covered, Mox." Ebony muttered "Just give me a few more minutes . ."

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Outside of the building, Ebony reached up as far as her arms could do, pinning a flyer on the street light, which read "Spring Break Deal! 50% Off!". Beneath the words had been a drawn image of Blitzø shooting a human in the heart, showing just enough detail with the blood splattered across the paper. Ebony looked at the drawing for a moment, shrugging slightly as she walked back over to the others,