Zoobie boobie was driving to the local HyVee when suddenly he crashed his minivan into a family of 5.
He groaned and set his minivan on fire and flew to Rib Cancers house.
Rib cancer projectile vomited all over the walls and floors and turned to zoomies.
"Hey Zubbi"
"Hey Rog"
"What are you doing here"
"I just ran over a family of 5"
Roberta laughed
"Classic Zuckerberg. Wanna go to the mall?"
"Wtf no why would I wanna go there only zesty people do that"
Ronald McDonald shot zipzap through the skull with a double-barrel shotgun and pissed everywhere.
"Okay okay fine let's go to the mall"
Then they started making out
