(Y/n, Manny, Diego and Sid who is carrying a craying Roshan are traveling through the lands trying to reach Roshan's family. Y/n, Diego and Manny groan as they have had enough of Roshan's crying)
Manny: Oh, you gotta make it stop. I can't take it any more!
Y/n: How can something make that much noise?!
Diego: I've eaten things that didn't complain this much!
(Sid turns Roshan around and holds him upside down)
Sid: He wouldn't stop squirming.
Diego: You're holding him wrong!
Manny: Watch his head!
Y/n: Just put it down already!
Sid: Jeez, "pick him up, put him down..."
(He mutters as he puts Roshan down onto a rock)
Y/n: Its nose looks a bit dry.
Sid: That means there's something wrong with him.
Diego: Someone should lick it, just in case.
Sid: I'll do it.
Manny: Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies.
(Sid stops as he is about to lick Roshan's nose and looks at Manny confused)
Sid: So?
Manny: So, if he poops, where does it go?
(Y/n smirks)
Y/n: No. Go on. Continue.
(Diego grimances and Sid slips his tongue back to his mouth. After a slight pause, Roshan resumes crying)
Sid: Humans are disgusting.
Y/n: Okay, you. Check for poop.
(He pokes Sid with his claws)
Sid: Hey, why am I the poop-checker?
(Y/n leans closer to Sid while glaring)
Y/n: Because returning the brat was your idea, because you're small, dump and insignificant, and because I'll tear you apart if you don't.
Sid: Why else?
Y/n: NOW, SID!
(Sid walks back to Roshan and starts to remove his diaper)
Sid: EW! YUCK! EW! I mean, my goodness.
(Succesfully taking off Roshan's diaper Sid starts bouncing around while holding it)
Sid: Alright, look out, look out, look out, coming through.
Manny: Hey, watch out!
Diego: Stop waving that thing around!
Y/n: Get away from me!
Sid: Ooh, ooh, I'm gonna slip.
(Sid smirks at Manny)
Sid: Woah!
(He throws the diaper, it opens up and lands straight on Manny's face. Manny quickly grabs it and throws in onto the ground while Sid laughs)
Sid: It's clean! Gotcha!
(He continues to laugh. Manny suddenly slaps Sid hard enough for his face to get slightly messed up)
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Ice Age x Male Reader (On Hold)
FanfictionA story about a Manny, a mammoth, Diego, a saber tooth tiger, Sid, a sloth and Y/n, a shapeshifting dinosaur going on different adventures while forming one big family with some even having kids. ---------- Ice Age: Writing Ice Age: The Melt Down:...
