CHAPTER 01

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✨️Magically a group Chat appeared✨️

Vettel: What the fuck?

Hamilton: What the hell is this?

Rosberg: No one knows I think

Vettel: Hey Rose!

Rosberg: Eh?

Vettel: Fuck you!

Pérez: Both of you shut up, here are kids!!

Sainz: Is it an insult?

Pérez: YOUR TEAMMATE IS FUCKING 18 YEARS OLD

Bottas: Damn I can't even drink with him in America

Verstappen: I'll drink you under the table!

Bottas: We will see!

Verstappen: Little fucker, you have no chance

Ricciardo: But you do know that he's Finnish?

Verstappen: Yes?

Kvyat: He drinks me under the table and I'm Russian

Verstappen: Finns are just better

Kvyat: Be careful boy, be careful

Verstappen: Whatever

Sainz: He hasn't slept in 4 days 😬

Hülkenberg: We can clearly see that

Alonso: God you're all so annoying

Verstappen: Says you? 🤨

Alonso: Oh fuck you

Verstappen: No thanks your gf wouldn't approve

Alonso: I don't...

Verstappen: Exactly, I do and you don't so fuck off before I smack your face into the table you're sitting at

*Alonso left the Chat*

Raikkonen: Good job

Verstappen: 😊

Button: That's creepy

Grosjean: Or you're just a pussy

Button: Oh fuck you!

Grosjean: With pleasure, when and where?

Button: 8pm, my hotelroom, you know where it is

*Palmer left the Chat*

*Wehrlein left the Chat*

*Haryanto left the Chat*

Massa: Wtf?

Verstappen: I swear every time I see you I wanna punch you in the face?

Massa: Shut up kid

Verstappen: A kid who's gonna beat the crap outta you the next time I see you

Vettel: Oh Max just went into the direction of the Williams motorhome

Vettel: Just sayin...

Sainz: RUN BOTTAS

Bottas: WHY ME

Sainz: SO THEY DON'T THINK YOU KILLED FELIPE

Bottas: 👍

*Raikkonen kicked Massa*

Raikkonen: Bwoah

Verstappen: :D

Grosjean: Okay I get your point

Grosjean: But just a little

Grosjean: You're still a pussy

Button: I hate you Grosjean

Grosjean: Why?

Button: BECAUSE I CAN'T BE ANGRY WITH YOU

Verstappen: You need to teach me that

Grosjean: Be yourself 👍

Verstappen: Not so sure about that

Grosjean: Either their scared of you (amazing for races) or they love you (amazing for everything)

Verstappen: I'll give it a go

Grosjean: 👏👏👏    👏👏👏

Verstappen: Why?

Grosjean: 2 times the 3

Verstappen: I see

Grosjean: What can I say? I'm just smart

FIA: Why are not all the 2016 drivers in the Chat

Button: Pfft what do you mean?

Vettel: Yeah, we didn't do anything

FIA: Put them back!

Rosberg: Fine 🙄

*Rosberg added Haryanto*

*Rosberg added Magnussen*

*Rosberg added Alonso*

*Rosberg added Massa*

*Rosberg added Wehrlein*

*Rosberg added Palmer*

Rosberg: Still hate you Massa!

Massa: Whatever

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