Jense
Mika?
Yes?
How do you handle my favorite Swiss who's sick?
I suppose we are talking about Romain
Who else?
Pierre?
HE'S SWISS??
He has a swiss passport
Oh
Why do you know things about my son that I don't know of?
Idk
Okay, back to the topic!
Right, ahm, I'm scared to scare Romi
You know?Yeah, okay
Basically he just needs a lot of cuddles, but careful ones. His whole body aches when he's sick so he needs a distraction 24/7Oh, and he LOVES this soup. But you need to ask Ralf for it.
Will do, thank youu 🫶
No problem!
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Maki
Mikaaaaaaa
Kimiiiiiiii
You said, you handled Seb before?
Since his birth, basically
Amazing! How?
Well, hug him. And then you need to do ✨️Schumacher Special✨️
What's that?
Okay, put him in one of your sweaters. Perfectly would be a hoodie. Then you wrap him up in blankets. Firstly the one with the Ferrari logo, than a fleece one and than the normal sheets. After that you need to make him a tea, pour some alcohol in it and hug him again until he falls asleep.
Right, sleep is the best medicine
And fresh air!
You sound so German rn
Be quiet
Hehehe
But thanks!!No problem :)
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ascal: I'm boooooooored
Stoffel: Sameeeeeeee
Pascal: Go to sleep, you're sick
Stoffel: But whyyyyy
Pascal: SCHLAF IST DIE BESTE MEDIZIN
[Sleep is the best medicine]Stoffel: DANN MACH DAS FENSTER ZU
[Then close the window]Pascal: NEIN, STOßLÜFTEN IST WICHTIG!!
[No, opening your window for a short amount of time widely is important!!]
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F1 Group Chat ◇ 2016 EDITION
FanfictionMy lovely Stroopwafels, it's time for a new group chat. As you can see it's a 2016 edition. So, 7 years ago. The good old times eh? 🥹 BoyxBoy DriverxDriver