Vettel: How are the hungovers?
Vandoorne: Awful 😭
Alonso: Awww I'm coming over mijo
Vandoorne: 😊
Webber: Favorite son treatment
Alonso: Shut up >:C
Webber: Make me
Alonso: O-
Button: NOO!! I'M THE ROOM NEXT TO YOU
Grosjean: You can come to me Jense
Hülkenberg: HELL NO!!
Grosjean: WHYYYY 😭😭
Hülkenberg: I'M BETWEEN YOU AND FERNANDO
Sainz: The main problem with Jenson and Romain is their laughter
Massa: Their laughter?
Hamilton: They laugh all the time
Rosberg: Or they cry
Hamilton: SHHHHHH
Rosberg: Jeez chill out
Magnussen: Guys what do you do when your hand is full of glass splinters
Grosjean: Kevin?
Magnussen: Like the whole hand?
Grosjean: KEVIN?
Vettel: Do you have a tweezers?
Magnussen: Yes
Vettel: Take the glass out with it
Magnussen: Is the other hand okay too?
Grosjean: KEV!?
Vettel: If the splinters are big
Magnussen: 7cm?
Grosjean: THAT'S IT I'M COMING OVER
Button: Aww, are you worried? 🥹
Grosjean: HE'S MY BROTHER
Vettel: Calm down lads and think
Verstappen: I always think...
Stoffel: ...About ice cream
Verstappen: 😬
Vettel: *annoyed sigh*
Massa: Why can't you just let me live in peace
Pérez: BECAUSE YOU DESERVE HELL
Massa: Oh shut up you maniac
Kvyat: HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP
Massa: What did I do to you?!
Kvyat: YOU'RE GETTING ON MY NERVES
Kvyat: I HAVE TO SEE YOUR UGLY AND AWFUL FACE EVEYDAY
Kvyat: YOU ALWAYS MOCK MY MAN
Massa: Your man?
Kvyat: My man 😐
Massa: Didn't your parents raised you
Kvyat: Of course they did
Massa: Then why are you gay
Massa: It's disgusting
Pérez: I SWEAR TO GOD YOU LITTLE-
Kvyat: Well clearly you messed up your own life so much because you're fucking stupid and incompetent that you have to mock others to be happy. I would be ashamed of myself but what can I say? I can't sink as low as your niveau is.
Pérez: Oh and just remember for the next time Ублюдок, my knifes are sharpened with the blood and tears of my enemies. Don't worry, it's the first time you're standing on top of a list, don't be nervous
*Massa left the Chat*
Verstappen: Guyssssssss
Vettel: Yes?
Verstappen: Can Charles join?
Vettel: Your karting friend?
Verstappen: Yes!
Vettel: Ofc
*Verstappen added Schumacher*
Verstappen: Wrong person 🫠
Schumacher: Hello?
Vettel: Hey Mick!
Alonso: Schumis kid?
Schumacher: Nice to meet you Sr. Alonso
Alonso: 🥹
Webber: I like him
Button: He can stay
Raikkonen: Bwoah
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Next one guys
Still thinking about a second part for my brocedes oneshot
I literally cried when I read the article about Mick
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Antonio: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
Mick: TONIOOOOOOOOOO
Antonio: YOU'RE JOINING ME NEXT SEASON
Mick: Technically Alpine
Antonio: But WEC
Mick: That's correct
Antonio: WE WILL DRIVE IN THE SAME SERIES
Mick: I KNOW
Antonio: I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!
Mick: ME TOOOOOOO
YOU ARE READING
F1 Group Chat ◇ 2016 EDITION
FanfictionMy lovely Stroopwafels, it's time for a new group chat. As you can see it's a 2016 edition. So, 7 years ago. The good old times eh? 🥹 BoyxBoy DriverxDriver
